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1.Uh, hey baby. 2.Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come." 3.You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever. 4.Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it. 5.Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby. 6.What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh. 7.Would you like carry my books for me? 8.If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me? 9.I can make you feel like I've never had sex before. 10.My lips are registered weapons. 11.I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it? 12.If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public. 13.If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree. 14.If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine. 15.If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down. 16.Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for. 17.Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me? 18.You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it. Hey, this sucks! I want 'em too!
Well...huhhh huhh huh...here they...could you repeat the question?...huhhh huhh oh yeah...here they are!
"Whoa. Is this like the weather channel?"
"Yeah, eh heh heh, the forecast is partially cool."
Beavis & Butthead
"This is Joey Buttafuoco's theme song."
Beavis & Butthead (about Winger's "She's only 17")
"These guys are cool - for a bunch of mimes."
Beavis & Butthead (about Kiss)
"Drums, guitar and Death. They finally got
it right."
Beavis & Butthead
"Bootsie!" "Yeah, Bootsie's cool.
Huh, huhhuhuh." "Bootsie! He's from outer space. Heh, henh, henh,
henh."
Beavis & Butthead
"Tattoos are cool." "Yeah, I wish
I was born with one." "You're not born with tattoos, dumbass.
You get them when you join the navy."
Beavis & Butthead
"Is this satanic music?" "Naw.
It's not cool enough."
Beavis & Butthead (about "Devil Inside" by INXS)
"I like to blow up lizards." "Eh
heh heh, yeah. And I like to burn things."
Beavis & Butthead
"Skulls are cool" - Butthead
"The future sucks. Change it." "I'm
way cool Beavis, but I cannot change the future."
Beavis & Butthead
"Beavis, I thought you were daddie's little
cutie." "Shut up Bunghole!"
Beavis & Butthead (while watching Aerosmith's Ragdoll)
"That's not funny, dumbass!"
Beavis & Butthead
"These guys are pretty cool - even though
they're sixty."
Beavis & Butthead (about Aerosmith)
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