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"She beat her carpet." "Yeah, we
should do that." "Yeah. It looks cool."
Beavis & Butthead
"He's got a hair stiffie!"
Beavis & Butthead
"I peed in the gym once." "Really?
Yer pretty cool Beavis."
Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Butthead, what is teenspirit?"
"You mean you don't know. Dude, then I'm not gonna tell you."
Beavis & Butthead
"This chainsaw is pretty cool. Pruning is
cool."
Beavis & Butthead
"It's that dude! The Grim Rapper!" Beavis & Butthead
"Rock! Rock dude!"
Beavis & Butthead
"If you play this stuff backwards, it says
'This sucks!'"
Beavis & Butthead
"His teeth are whiter than white."
Beavis & Butthead (about the lead singer for Winger)
"This is like a James Bond movie." "Yeah.
They need that short guy, HandJob." "Heh heh heh, you said 'Job'."
Beavis & Butthead
"Is this like an Irish Spring Commercial?"
"A might bit stronger than I care to be!"
Beavis & Butthead
"Ah, such a manly soap!" "Ah, manly
yes! But Beavis likes it too! Heh heh heh eh he heh heh heh!" "Shut
up Bunghole! I'll kick yer ass!" "Heh heh heh eh eh eh heh heh
heh" "Shut up, dumb ass!"
Beavis & Butthead
"You callin' me a liar?" "No ass-munch,
I'm callin' you a waste of bum wipe."
Beavis & Butthead
"Hey, we could get Butthead to sit on a glass
and fart." "What's so scientific about that?" "Nothin'.
Until you light it."
Beavis & Butthead
"The angle of the dangle is adversely proportional
to the heat of the beat." "Whoaaa! You're pretty smart, Beavis."
Beavis & Butthead
"You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream!"
Beavis & Butthead
"Uhh, I have an injury." "You do?"
"Yeah, I have this great big crack in my butt."
Beavis & Butthead
"He complains too much." "You'd
complain too if you sucked!"
Beavis & Butthead
"Today we're going to explore the world of
hiku." "We're going to explore the world of getting high? Cool!"
"No, beavis, not *high* *cool*, hiku--the haunting japanese form of
3 line poetry."
Beavis & Butthead
"That was cool, huh huh when we killed that frog, huh huh it won't croak again." Butthead's Hiku for class "Huh huh, huh huh huh huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh huh huh, huh huh huh. Beavis' Hiku for class "Very good! You both get A's for the day." Beavis and Butthead: <mosh>
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