"I don't like video's that suck"
Beavis & Butthead
"I'm there dude."
Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis. Guess where his hand's been."
Beavis & Butthead (about Germaine Jackson's video)
"You're a man? Eh heh heh, I don't think
so." "He's not even a boy."
Beavis & Butthead (about Boy George video)
"Calm down Beavis. You're gonna soil your
drawers."
Beavis & Butthead
"Where's the explosion?" "They
never show the good stuff."
Beavis & Butthead
"Whoa! It's the President of England!"
"Yeah, she jams!"
Beavis & Butthead (About Queen Elizabeth II)
"Whoa! We're there dude."
Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead."
"Yeah, eh heh heh, that would be cool."
Beavis & Butthead
"Look, I'm strokin' my weiner."
Beavis & Butthead
"These chicks look like guys." "Yeah.
That one's not wearin' a bra."
Beavis & Butthead (about Nelson)
"Hey Butthead, do you think I'm beautiful?"
Beavis & Butthead
"If you're not a cartoon, Stove gass will
kill you."
Beavis & Butthead (Disclaimer)
"College music sucks!" "Yeah. I
guess it's only cool, if you, like, go to college."
Beavis & Butthead
"Everything I know, I learned from my Dad."
"Yeah. Me too." "Really? You both have the same dad?"
"We don't know. It's possible."
Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis, let's rock!"
Beavis & Butthead
"I wish this video had some explosions."
"That would be cool."
Beavis & Butthead
"I wish this video had some explosions. That
would be cool." "Heh heh henh hmm heh. It does have some explosions.
Heh henh hmm." "Faries grant wishes. Huh huh heh huh hunh."
Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis." "What?" "Your
butt's weird lookin'." "Shut up!" "Heh huh, kinda looks
like baloney." "Shut up!"
Beavis & Butthead
"He's smiling at you, Beavis." "Shut
up, Butthead!"
Beavis & Butthead (about George Michael in Wham video)
"I hate words." "Words suck."
"If I wanted to read, I'd go to school."
Beavis & Butthead
"Hammers are cool." "Yeah, I like
to take hammers, and just break stuff, just break stuff."
Beavis & Butthead