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"Anything?" "Nope." "Are
you sure you're lickin' right? uhuhuh." "Uhuhuh, yeah."
"I don't get, it supposed to give you a buzz." "Ptui! Hmmmmm,
tastes like chicken. Here toadie, toadie."
Beavis & Butthead
"Are you the boys that spray-painted my dog?"
"Uh, no, that was some other guys, huh huh."
Beavis & Butthead
"Are your shakes real or are they made from shake mix?" "Yeah, heh heh hmmh heh heh" "I asked you a question, are they real or shake mix?" "Yeah, heh heh hmmh heh heh" "Look, where's your manager?" "Uh, huh huh, I'm an assistant manager." "I asked a simple quesiton, are your shakes real or made from shake mix?" "Uh, we have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry." Beavis & Butthead
"Uh... it's like free, I guess." "Heh
heh, He's gonna eat a fried mouse." "And bugs." "And
he's coming back later!" "I know where there's a dead racoon!"
Beavis & Butthead
"I hate when mimes get in your face and don't
say anything." "Yeah, I usually kick them in the 'nads and they
say something. Usually it's ooh...unh...aahh."
Beavis & Butthead
"Try the morphine, it's excellent today."
Beavis & Butthead
"Okay boys, what do you have under your clothes?"
"Wouldn't you like to know."
Beavis & Butthead
"Is he talking about humping a hound? Huh
huhuhuh huh." "Heheh henh henh hmm heh. Yeah, that'd be cool.
Heh heh hmm henh." "It would?"
Beavis & Butthead
Background: (flush of a toilet) "Butthead!
Butthead! Come quick! Bare ass on TV!!"
Beavis & Butthead
"Trunks are cool. I wish I had a trunk."
"Yeah. You could, like, fill a balloon with snot and throw it at someone."
"Yeah, and it would get in their hair and get all sticky and they
couldn't get it out." "Let's go buy some balloons, dude."
Beavis & Butthead
"I wonder how Axl Rose would feel if he got
his ass kicked by a couple of 14 year olds." "Yeah, that would
really suck. Getting your asses kicked by Kris Kross. Heh Hehheh, henh
hmm, heh, heh."
Beavis & Butthead
"ruhruhruhruhrurhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruh!!!!!!"
"Rurhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhrurh!!!!!!"
Beavis & Butthead (Butthead trying to sing Ministry's "NWO")
"Hey look, he's wearin' a drive-thru headset!
Maybe he works at BurgerWorld!" "(picks up phone) Uhh, hello?
I'll take a quarter pounder and a dozen chicks in tight shorts to go, please."
"Heh hehehehhehehheheheh heheheh." "(simultaneously) huh
huh huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh huhuh."
Beavis & Butthead
"Mr. Buzzcut! Mr. Buzzcut!" "Yes,
Butthead?" "I can't do this assignment. I'm dietetic."
Beavis & Butthead
"We don't know how to take care of a baby."
"Let's give it a bath." "I'm gonna slap you around like
a red-headed step child." "Uh oh..." "You drowned it."
"We'll never get to see it grow up."
Beavis & Butthead
"And so it is with utmost regret that I must
report that our baby was stolen by gypsies in the night." "Yeah,
sorry about that. Heh heh."
Beavis & Butthead
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