Would you like to come back to my place...for SHIRTS?

It all started when a depraved group of youngsters (Heather L., Laura C., and myself, mostly) became bored. There we were with nothing but a pen, a few sheets of blank notebook paper, and a system full of caffeine. We loudly reminisced about good old Matt-chew and his homemade t-shirts. Suddenly, a unanimous thought overcame us: why don't we think of some more interesting things to write on shirts with a permanent marker?!
Later that night we made a shirt for Laura C. that said "Matt Fedorko Hangin' On A Cross" and an admonition of sorts around the bottom hem. It says "Wyoming does not exist...neither does not Greg...neither does this shirt...neither do you," in a neverending loop! Well, this was irresistably funny. The list of t-shirt ideas was "elongated" and updated and painstakingly babied until, one day, I DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE PAPERWORK.
Behold, the list. Our "company" is as of yet unnamed. There are ideas (such as Sosueme or Get it?), but there's been no time for a vote. Ordering information will soon be posted below the list. If someone is upset about a copyright infringement, email me. If you'd like to know who came up with any of these, someone may still remember (or claim they did anyway). Stay tuned for updates, pilgrims!

~~Laura

Front/back shirts (in alpha. order by first word):

F: How do you like it? B: I like it raw! (#81523) F: Initially, you'll question "what I want." B: Gradually you'll get more comfortable and confident about what you must do. (#9149) F: My pet bat B: Roderick (#132516) F: Ouch! B: That hurt! (#15213) F: Penis B: Made you look, pervert! (#16514) F: Please hold your applause. B: Thank you. (#16125) F: Proud Member of the North Central WV Love Commune B: (outline of a heart) (#161815) F: Transformers B: Robots in disguise (#20181)
F: We're not a weird group of people... B: we're just weird. (#23518)

One-sided shirts (in alpha. order by first word):

Always put back in container after play (#11223) Automatic CAUTION Door (#12120) Battery not included (#2120) CONSERVE: Turn off when not in use (#31514) Forward March (#61518) Fully cushioned (#62112) GENUINE Leather Interior (#7514) I don't want to be a unicorn (#9415) If you weren't so short... (#9625) I like my eggs plaid (#9129) I've got ebola (#9225) mack me in the forehead with a chain (#1313) "No, kitty, no!" -Kurt Vonnegut (#141511) NONTOXIC Conforms to ASTM D-4236-69 (#141514) not Greg (#1415207) not made in Taiwan (#14152013) Please close the door on your way out (#16125) Printed on recycled paper (#16189) Programs and activities offered are available to all persons regardless of race, color, sex, disability, religion, age, veteran status, sexual orientation, or national origin (#161815) Pull here to expose adhesive (picture of an arrow) (#152112) Questions? Comments? Please call: (#17215) Relax. (#18512) Store in a cool place (#192015) tater tots (#20120) Those aren't Mashed Potatoes... (#20815) Water may be added one drop at a time to restore softness (#23120) Well, butter my bread! (#23512) Whaddaya call a cow without legs? (#1381) The work should be performed by a qualified electrician (#231518)
You've got socks in your pocket (#251521)

Ordering info is still being finalized. However, we can give you an idea of costs. The shirts will most likely be white or gray in just about any size you request. (If we find other colors available, we will post them.) Our marker colors will also be limited to black, red, and blue. All one-sided shirts will be $7 or $8 and two-sided shirts will be $8 or $9. There will be deals and such, or maybe a bonus shirt with our brand name on it! Shipping will NOT be included; after this gets rolling, we'll let you know the average cost (and round down, promised). No bulk orders, please. Of course, you can request design alterations or a different one altogether for no additional charge.

Email: jf02@wvu.edu