Am I hearing things?
~~~SOUNDS~~~
NEW! Good Ol' Country Bumpin'
- Feathers (52K) Lyrics: sing along!
- AchyBreaky
- Country Roads
- Hey Good Lookin'
- Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys
- Home on the Range
- Yonder Comes a Sucker (also on UNO soundtrack)
Monty Python clips
Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? (54K)
Want to come back to my place... (27K)
What a silly bunt (10K)
My nipples explode with delight! (23K)
I fart in your general direction (33K)
*Fart* Sorry! (6K)
Miserable fat Belgian bastard (28K)
Sex sex sex must get sex (14K)
My hovercraft is full of eels (27K)
John Denver song (176K)
Monk chanting (126K)
I DON'T LIKE SPAM! (24K)
Funny that penguin being there, isn't it? (17K)
Penis song (140K)
I object to all this sex on the tellyvision... (58K)
We must tie her down to a bed... (36K)
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power... (66K)
127th Upperclass Twit of the Year show (40K)
I've heard of uni sex... (56K)
I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat! (20K)
You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms (39K)
Yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy (37K)
Generally perverse sounds
- Have you always been an asshole? (175K)
- Blow job NOT duckjob...funnier (87K)
- DIE, Elmo, DIE! (140K)
- We are the knights who say... Quite anti-Python (40K)
- Pubic hair song HILARIOUS (420K)
Random sound bites
- FRIGHTENING children's song (180K)
- Dammit dammit sonofabitch Yeah, Beavis and Butthead...shoot me (14K)
- I'm gonna put the smack-dab on your ass Duke Nukem, I think (24K)
- Ten six nine-er, ten six nine-er More B&B (26K)
JEFF GOLDBLUM
- Forget the fat lady, you're obsessed with the fat lady... Independence Day w/ Will Smith (107K)
- Sexy "mmm-hmm" (154K)