Am I hearing things?

~~~SOUNDS~~~


NEW! Good Ol' Country Bumpin'

Feathers (52K) Lyrics: sing along!
AchyBreaky
Country Roads
Hey Good Lookin'
Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys
Home on the Range
Yonder Comes a Sucker (also on UNO soundtrack)

Monty Python clips

Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? (54K)
Want to come back to my place... (27K)
What a silly bunt (10K)
My nipples explode with delight! (23K)
I fart in your general direction (33K)
*Fart* Sorry! (6K)
Miserable fat Belgian bastard (28K)
Sex sex sex must get sex (14K)
My hovercraft is full of eels (27K)
John Denver song (176K)
Monk chanting (126K)
I DON'T LIKE SPAM! (24K)
Funny that penguin being there, isn't it? (17K)
Penis song (140K)
I object to all this sex on the tellyvision... (58K)
We must tie her down to a bed... (36K)
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power... (66K)
127th Upperclass Twit of the Year show (40K)
I've heard of uni sex... (56K)
I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat! (20K)
You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms (39K)
Yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy (37K)

Generally perverse sounds

Have you always been an asshole? (175K)
Blow job NOT duckjob...funnier (87K)
DIE, Elmo, DIE! (140K)
We are the knights who say... Quite anti-Python (40K)
Pubic hair song HILARIOUS (420K)

Random sound bites

FRIGHTENING children's song (180K)
Dammit dammit sonofabitch Yeah, Beavis and Butthead...shoot me (14K)
I'm gonna put the smack-dab on your ass Duke Nukem, I think (24K)
Ten six nine-er, ten six nine-er More B&B (26K)

JEFF GOLDBLUM

Forget the fat lady, you're obsessed with the fat lady... Independence Day w/ Will Smith (107K)
Sexy "mmm-hmm" (154K)


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