Stupid Blonde jokes

Stupid Blonde Jokes. Hey! haven't we all heard these before??? - Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. - Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine? - Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. - Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring. - Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. - Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. - Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. - Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." - Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. - Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. - Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it. - Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! - Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. - Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. - Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. - Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! - Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? - A: Tits Go In Front. - Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" - Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" - Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. - Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar. - Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. - Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears. - Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. - Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads. - Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. - Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! - Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. - Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. - What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! - Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. - Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! - Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. - Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. - Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. - More to come , I promise!!!

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