The song parodies on this page were all featured as Song Parody of the Month during the year of 2003.

Fire up your Slang albums. Here's "Turn To Dust" revisited.
written: 11/10/96
posted: January 2003

"Turn To Lust"

The imagination drifts
In and out of me
Reality just slides away
Turn and face the dream
In awed delight
Breathe a sigh and drool

Won't you lay me
You can't blame me
I got the feel that I'm hot
Turn to lust
In my wet dreams
Make me happy
I got the fear that I'm hot
Turn to lust

Play the slave or king
It don't matter to me
Just as long as you're here
And we can play accordingly
Breathe a sigh and drool

Won't you lay me
You can't blame me
I got the feel that I'm hot
Turn to lust
In my wet dreams
Make me happy
I got the fear that I'm hot
Turn to lust

Won't you lay me
You can't blame me
I got the feel that I'm hot
Turn to lust
In my wet dreams
Make me happy
I got the fear that I'm hot
Turn to lust

Some people are so confusing .... and I'm one of them!!!!
written: 2/2/03
posted: February 2003

"You’re So Gullible"

You say all I do is fret about you
That's right, you're the only thing that clouds my mind
Your wits, won't you let them dawn upon me, yeah
All night, lay it out and don't stop now
'Cause I can't guess myself, you know

It's okay, all right
I know what you got, I know what it's not
All good, all right
And smarts’re what you want
'Cause you're so gullible
It's okay, all right
One thing blurs my mind
All good, all right
I'm so amazed and so aghast
You're so gullible
Yeah, short a sandwich
The pain in my hip
I can't believe you're thick
Na na na na naaah, na na na naaaah

Sometimes, you slip and slide through my stress levels
So blind, clear it up and lay it down
'Cause I don't wanna come back ‘round

It's okay, all right
I know what you got, I know what it's not
All good, all right
And smarts’re what you want
'Cause you're so gullible
It's okay, all right
One thing blurs my mind
All good, all right
I'm so amazed and so aghast
You're so gullible
Yeah, short a sandwich
The pain in my hip
I can't believe you're thick
Na na na na naaah, na na na naaaah

It's okay, it's all right
You're so gullible, so gullible

I can't believe you're thick
Short a sandwich
The pain in my hip
Gets stranger every time
Na na na na naaah, na na na naaaah

It's okay, all right
I know what I got, I know that it's hot
All good, all right
And smarts’re what you want
'Cause you're so gullible
It's okay, all right
One thing blurs my mind
All good, all right
I'm so amazed and so aghast
You're so gullible
It's okay, all right
You're under my skin
All good, all right
My head's in a spin
Again and again
'Cause you're so gullible
It's okay, all right
One thing blurs my mind
All good, all right
I'm so amazed and so aghast
You're so gullible
It's okay, it's all right, it's all good, it's all right
'Cause you're so gullible
It's okay, it's all right, it's all good, it's all right
You're so gullible

Oh c’mon like I could - insert favourite four letter word here - resist!!!!!
written: 3/2/03
posted: March 2003

"New Four Letter Word"

Ain't just the piss, P I S S that can diss
Ain't just the way I bitch left and right
Of all the words at the top of my list
Uh, there’s only one that expressed everythin’ right

I found a new four letter word
The most vulgar thing I’ve uttered
I found a new four letter word
Damn can kinda be nice
But it ain't F U C K, indeedy
All right

And when the words that I’m searching for’s not enough
Things go wrong, I can't control myself
I let loose with a monologue of sounds
Oh yeah, I can curse like-a nobody else

I found a new four letter word
The most vulgar thing I’ve uttered
I found a new four letter word
Damn can kinda be nice
But it ain't F U C K, oh yeah
Let me spell it out, c'mon

It’s all I'm looking for
It works when I slam the door
It’s great and so much more
I put sailors to shame
Potty mouth fits right in
You know I can't explain
Here come that yellin’ thing
All over again

Language like a wild ride
More like a landslide
Plug your young ears!

New four letter word
The most vulgar thing I’ve uttered
I found a new four letter word
The most vulgar thing I’ve uttered
New four letter word
And baby, the most vulgar thing I’ve uttered
New four letter word
Hey, damn can kinda be nice
But it ain't F U C K