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If you don't recognize his real name, maybe "Stumpus Maximus" will ring a bell. He's the tour manager dude. Not only can he feed, groom, and manage our fave band on the road and at home, he can also balance a guitar on his face!
NAME: Malvin Mortimer
BORN: May 3, 1952
SIGN: Taurus/Dragon
BIRTHPLACE: Llwynypia, South Wales
HEIGHT: 5'2"
FAVOURITE COLOUR: the hues of sunset, there are many of course
... and the colour of money is cool too!
KIDS: two daughters, Lesley and Susie
SEXIEST TRAIT: that bald head! Hubba!
* picture thanks to Mo