a loving parody on "Let's Get Rocked"

"Let's Get Drunk"

Do you wanna get drunk?
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk

I'm your average ordinary everyday teen
Happy to get blasted
In fact that's all I did
I got a million ways to mix a drink
But the law does not agree
'Cause when I go and party
The cops gotta say to me
"Get your butt outta that tub"
Hey, I was hiding out here
"Duck you head and get in that car"
Tenth time this week
They say "You're underage" - so what
"Go to school" - whatever
"Sober up and get a life" - bite me
"Tidy up your life" - get real
Sorry guys, gotta disappear
Let's get the beer outta here

Sevenday hangover, drunk all night
Head in a toilet, flushed all right
Won't take a minute, won't take that long
Dunk your head right in it
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk
Let's get it illegally
Just with a fake I.D.
C'mon, let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk

I'm your average typical buzzing boozer
With my girl screaming constantly that I'm a loser
My babe is screaming at me to sober up
But I'm so liquored I tell her she's cute
But what she said ain't, You're cute too
And then violently, I got the boot

It was: Out you loser! Jerk! Drunkard!
It makes me want to scream
Don't forget: Lazy, scumy little bastard!
Sorry love, that ain't my scene
I'm sorry, babe, I have a small confession
I suppose a Jack D's outta the question?

Sevenday hangover, drunk all night
Head in a toilet, flushed all right
Won't take a minute, won't take that long
Dunk your head right in it
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk
Let's get it illegally
Just with a fake I.D.
C'mon, let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk

All I wanna do is to drink a booze or two
But everytime I need to
I get stuck inside my room
Heaven knows I'm tired of cough syrup and Doom

I feel lucky today
Hey look at that keg
Do you wanna get drunk?
Do you wanna get drunk?

Ohh, won't take a minute, won't take that long
Dunk your head right in it
Oh, c'mon, everybody

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk
Get the cash baby
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk
Do you wanna, do you wanna?
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk
Pop the top of it
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk
Love to drink Jim Bean baby
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk

Let's go all the way
Get drunk night'n'day
Let's get out and play
Drink the night away
Come on, let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get drunk
Do you wanna get drunk?







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