I've said it once, I'll say it again and again ... y'all a bunch of sick, sick folks LOL! Though it was slow in the beginning, this parody jumped in front of the others and stayed there! No other parody could touch it! So here you go, you voted for it! The Parody of the Year for 2000 is .....


"Chicken"

In the beginning there was a recipe
Colonel grabbed a chicken, some spices, and had something
It was born by accident, spice and bird
Six original spices from his own cupboard
But there was something that was missing, something lost
So he added in a seventh, that's what it was
One part spice, one part herb
Just gotta bread it and just serve

I give you
Chicken, chicken, lots of crispy chicken
It, it, it's all finger lickin'
Chicken, chicken, lots of tender chicken
It, it, it's all finger lickin'

And in the kitchen, crave began
Just a stove and a skillet, the hungry man
It induced a big hunger, an appetite
And fillin' with excitement, he took a bite
It was one part spice, one part herb
Just gotta bread it and just serve

I give you
Chicken, chicken, lots of crispy chicken
It, it, it's all finger lickin'
Chicken, chicken, lots of tender chicken
It, it, it's all finger lickin'

Skinned chicken, let the feast begin
Chicken

It was one part spice, one part herb
Just gotta bread it and just serve
A whole lotta fire, a little bit of spice
A whole lotta delicious you can't sacrifice

I give you
Plain, extra crispy
Legs, thighs
What's that smell
What's that smell

Chicken, chicken, yum, yum, yum, yum, whoa
Chicken, chicken, chicken, callin' every bird
Chicken, chicken, all around the world
Chicken, chicken, chicken, it's all finger lickin'

Chicken, chicken
Oooh ....






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