Woooo ... what an experience! Y'all had the parodies in an uproar. After a serious tie with "Bite After Bite" and an extension on the voting, we finally got a winner ... and The Parody of the Year for 2001 is .....



"Too Late For Lunch"

Somewhere in the distance I hear the bells ring
Afternoon settles on the town as the children start to eat
And the waitress across the room she shuts up the blinds
A room of hundreds waiting as she blocks out the light

But it's too late, too late, too late
Too late for lunch
Too late, too late, too late
Too late

Hungry eyes are gazing, folks go back and forth
A pocket full of unspent dough, their manners are loathed
And the last one seated searches away the day
And grabs out for the lunch menu as its taken away

But it's too late, too late, too late
Too late for lunch
Too late, too late, it's too late
Too late
Oooooooh
Oh yeah

Standing by the kitchen aware of me and you
The waitress and the chef, they're laughing at our food
And there's a lady over there she's acting pretty cool
But when it comes to telling time she always plays the fool

But it's too late, too late, it's too late
Too late for lunch
It's too late, it's too late, too late
Too late
Oooh .... Oooh ... Ooohh

Is it all too late
Oooh
Just too late
Oooh
Can't you see it's all too late
Yeah, it's too late
Too late, too late, too late
Too late for lunch
Too late, yeah, too late, yeah too late
Too late
Too late, too late, too late
Too late for lunch
Too late, too late, too late
Too late, too late, too late




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