Well there's no doubt about it .... this one, for the first time, was a runaway no-brainer. This parody got the most votes and there were no real contenders! So here you go, you voted for it ... And congratulations to the writer, my friend Lisa! Drum roll .... the Parody of the Year for 1999 is ...
I'm back in your pants like I've never been away
I'm back in your pants and it's where I'm gonna stay
Watch my lips go smack, watch this girl just attack
I'm back
You can stand tall, you can stick out a mile
I can come crawling on my knees awhile
I'm coming' around, I'm ready to be bound
Shakin' it for all it's a-worth
I'm a sex craved alien, a nympho-sapien
Crashin' on down to earth
I'm back in your pants like I've never been away
I'm back in your pants and it's where I'm gonna stay
Watch my lips go smack, watch this girl just attack
I'm back
I can turn down the bed and be the perfect host
I can take the pants off the sexiest ghost
I'm coming' around, I'm ready to be bound
Shakin' it for all it's a-worth
I'm a sex craved alien, a nympho-sapien
Crashin' on down to earth
I'm back in your pants like I've never been away
I'm back in your pants and it's where I'm gonna stay
Watch my lips go smack, watch this girl just attack
I'm back
Back in the bedroom, back in the ring
Backin' a winner, I'm a sure shot thing
Backin' you good 'cause you do me no wrong
Here I am honey, I'm back where I belong
Belong, belong, belong.....
Hey! Hey!
I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yeah I'm back
You better believe that I'm back
Now lemme tell you I'm back
Can't you see that I'm back
Come on and do it, I'm back
There's nothing to it, I'm back
I'm back in your pants like I've never been away
I'm back in your pants and it's where I'm gonna stay
Watch my lips go smack, watch this girl just attack
I'm back in your pants and don't it feel so good
I'm back in your pants and just like I knew that it would
Watch my lips go smack, watch this girl just attack
Sheer heart attack and I'll jump you in a flash
Like a leader of the pack
And as a matter of fact I'm back