Late for my Date
Dogshit underneath my sole
The smell was reaching my nose
But in my sole there was a hole
so I got shit on my toes
refr.
I’m running late
to meet my date
and I don’t know if she waits so long
I almost can’t wait
to meet my date
but everything’s going wrong
I went home to clean myself
and I went on with a cab
The driver told me he didn’t feel so well
and suddenly he dropped dead
refr.
So I went on with the underground
But someone jumped in the way
I still remember the splashing sound
causing only delay
refr.
Finally I reached the place to be
But there was no one out there
I started thinking OH GOD WHY ME???
is this some kind of Nightmare?"
But also my date
was running late
and I expected a center-fold
So I met my date
and it wasn't great
she was about 60 years old
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