"I can't even stand up when I'm smoking pot, so I can't see it helping his snowboarding. What's next? I guess they'll be testing our urine this year at the Junos." - Todd, referring to the controversy over Canadian Ross Rebagliati's gold medal at this year's winter Olympics in Nagano.
"We'll get to crash on Rick the Temp's couch again." - Todd, speaking about where the band would be sleeping on New Year's.
"We're alright up here, but down here we're a little bit hungry..." - Kurt.
"Get out of my garden!" - Ryan, wearing his 'old man hat'.
"I can just see, every other Canadian band is laughing at me right now... 'I can skate, what's the matter with him?'." - Kurt, braving the new ice pond at Grouse Mountain.
"Now, remember to try and get the sweater over the head!" - John, coaching Kurt while ice skating.
"Uh, it didn't happen. I didn't ever play hockey!" - Kurt, on his hockey career.
"I've only ever been on the internet once, and that was just to look at some Pamela Anderson stuff... that's all I'm saying about that!" - Todd
"Wurtybird; it's German for Kurtybird!" - Todd, after he folded a fans' We love Kurtybird sign to read Wurtybird.
"I'd like to dedicate this next song in loving memory of Michael Hutchence..." Todd, leading the band into Enya.
"...so make some noise for all those people sitting at home bored on a Friday night." - Todd.