THE RETARDED SHOW!!!

Lyrics from some of our songs:

Sounds

Here is a sound clip of Heather speaking Chinesse:
Did you know that speaking Chinesse makes a lot of slob in your mouth?
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Specials

These are all Retarded Shows!

Gargling With Heather And Lindsey
Stair Sledding With Lindsey And Heather
DTV-- Demented TeleVision, a parody of MTV
Electric Chair Circus, a parody of MuchMusic's "Electric Circus"

COMING SOON!!!

MORE song lyrics are on the way! These include: "Drop Dead Fred"- based on the movie with the same name,"Welcome To The Jungle Jane", and MANY MANY MORE!!!
MORE sound clips!!! Yes, we will try our very bestest to get some sound clips (maybe even the WHOLE SONG!!! Wooooo!) up here as soon as we can! But we are very busy people! If we don't spend endless hours stareing at the ceiling, then WHO WILL?!?
A Picture of Annie! (sorry to Annie that its taken so long! We try! We really really try!)
Oh yeah, we should really have a disclaimer, eh?

Well, first off we do not want to offend anyone who IS "retarded". Its just what we've called ourselves since grade 4! And second of all, not EVERYONE has our sence of humor. So, if you are offended, e-mail me, and we'll talk. If you are easily offended, you should leave now! Tell The Retarded Show what you think! See what other people have said!

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