'Allo, and welcome to the throne room of The Royal Court.
First door on the right and up the stairs:
I've been blown away by the number of people that have visited, actually read some of my writings, and commented positively on this site, so I update it the most. If you like original writings, cheeky "journal" entries, and blue, you'll go crazy over this, my crowning achievement:
Down the hall to the music room: The only fan site I still have up and running, this place pays homage to fellow royalty (the king of this b-boy thing), Everlast. I don't update it as much as I should, but if you're interested in figuring out who exactly Whitey Ford is, go here:
The doors way in the back: My cryptic archive of funny stuff I find on the net. This place is only updated when I find something worthy of the archive...but hey, a joke lasts forever. Leave your sense of decency at the door and step inside:
Beneath your feet in the basement: Wanna see something funny, something really funny? Then take a look at my very first site. Yeah, The Royal Court had to start somewhere. The only HTML I've changed since its making early last year is to make the forms finally work. Proof that I'm hopelessly nostalgic:
Inside the crown: A bunch of people have emailed me, wanting to know who the heck I am. You can find some stuff about me (including pictures, for you stalkers out there) at a light in the attic. A link for you lazy peeps:
Coming out of the royal garage: You deserve to hear this band. Sometimes sounding a little Metallica-y, sometimes a little Bush-y, but mostly spacey and all kickass, is the Memphis-based Dust For Life. You may already be able to find their self-titled album in your town, but if not you can buy it here (and read a little about the band):
Other kingdoms: So you've checked out The Royal Court and want to see some more sites like this one. My list of cool links is also at a light in the attic, but, once again, here's a link for the lazies:
Psst, hey! Wanna join my list? That's right, I've joined the millions of others out there who have personal mailinglist. However, this one's garanteed to be a little different from the norm. Since I'm basing it on a light in the attic, it's going to have a creative flair and give advice and places to check out for people who manage/want to manage their own creative site. Go here for more info: