Voz y Guitarra: Olga
Guitarra rítmica: Pete Zulu
Bajo: Ernie
Batería: Little Paul
A FAR OUT THEME TUNE
RAZZMATAZZ INTRO
DO YOU WANT TO FINISH... OR WHAT!?
COMMERCIAL BREAK
'CHARTBUSTER'/RAZZMATAZZ OUTRO
WIPE OUT!
FLORENCE IS DEAF (BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT)
A FAR OUT THEME TUNE
Every night I know that she goes to Finos, and every night I know that she see's him Every night she holds him tight at Finos and everynight it's alright for him... CHORUS: and she goes... La la la la la la la to Finos yes she goes... la la la la la la la with him, and she goes... La la la la la la la to Finos yes she goes... la la la la la la la... Every night I try to get into Finos and every night they just won't let me in, and everynight I watch him meet her at Finos and every night it's alright for him... CHORUS One of these nights I'm gonna get into Finos and one of this nights I'm gonna make her see me, and every night I'm gonna get into Finos and everynight will be alright for me... CHORUS ---------------------------------
If you hoo hoo want a lesson or two, take a hint you'll pay a mint at... Modern School, Modern School, they always say you are doing okay, it's not true... CHORUS: Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring, the best place to go if you want to crash, you will never pass your test, they say you will but it's a jest, Modern School just wants your cash. Out on the road, don't use the highway code, not with us it's too much fuss at... Modern School, Modern School, Jump in and drive you're lucky to be alive, when it's through... CHORUS When the test day, comes around they will say, just stay cool, that's the rule of, Modern School, Modern School, then when you fail, they will say next time you'll sail, right through... CHORUS ------------------------------------
Carol Dodds ahooo is a girl, she was always happ ee but now it's crap for her she's met Keith, Carol Dodds ahooo's in a whirl, she thinks Keith is good, but I knew he would leave herrrrrrrrr CHORUS: She is getting fat her belly's got a lump in it, Keith must have done that, you never see him now, poor Carol does beg Keith back coz she's preg nant Carol Dodds is preeeeeeegnant... Carol Dodds ahoo's getting sick, she does want Keith much, even just to touch him would make her feel good, Carol Dodds ahoo needs love quick, she just wants to be, next to Keith you see to satisfy herrrrrrrrr... CHORUS Carol Dodds ahoo misses Keith, she's finding it tough, though Keith is a scruff she loves him madly, Carol Dodds ahoo's lost belief, she told him she's pregnant, but Keith just went frant, ic he upt and left herrrrrr CHORUS ------------------------------------
Oh I never sneeze when you're around, and you never think I have a cold, but when I'm all alone I I Ityshoo I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs... My nose never runs when you're around, and you never think I have the flu, but when I really do I I Ityshoo I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs... I catch a cold easy when I'm feeling sneezy, what I really need's a box of handkerchiefs to please me It's you I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs... Everytime I go out I get the flu, I'm okay one minute then I start sneezing again, I sneeze here I sneeze there I'm always sneezing everywhere... Oh I never sniff when you're around, and you never think I'm really ill, oh but I tell you still I I Ityshoo I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs. -----------------------------------
You tell me, I'm not good e nough for you, what can I do? shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh, I got so sick I told a Vic ar her dad, I must be mad, shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh... CHORUS: He just said don't worry your head there'll be another girl instead trust in God the father and the son get out of her life and Bless you my soon... You always said you wanted a stead y boyfriend, now don't pretend shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh, I took the path up to the Cath edral where, he stood there, shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh... CHORUS I ever thought, that I would be court ing with you, but it's true shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh, but it went bad because her dad he saw me with her you see, shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh, CHORUS ------------------------------------
God help me what can I do, my girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo, and he won't let me be alone with you, oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do God help him what can he do, his girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo, and he won't let him be alone with you, oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing he can do. ------------------------------------
Old Jackie's gone to sea, Jackie's gone oh Jackie's gone to sea, where will he be? when will we see? Old Jackie at home on land from sea... A secret mission he's been on he's not been fishin' like they all say, it's all hush hush don't make a fuss, and they all rush to say... CHORUS: Jackie's been on a holiday a million miles away, Jackie's back, we hope that Jackie stays, We won't know when Jackie goes, and he won't hear us say, come back Jackie, come back Jackie ooh today... Since Jackie went to sea they've heard nothing since he went to sea, where's Jackie, where can he be? no one knows where old Jackie can be... -----------------------------------
DO YOU WANT TO FINISH... OR WHAT?!
If you're down and you're sick, and you want her out quick, but you don't know the trick what to do, she'll be laughing at you, if you don't have a clue show that you have grew up and shout... we are thru and say... CHORUS: DO YOU want to finish OR WHAT?, I've just about had MY LOT, I can't take this from you, I'M FED up now because she said, I don't know what to do... You've got to be a man, kick her out while you can, get a re-moval van booked for her, tell her to take her stuff, it's time now to be tough, you've had about enough and don't want to suffer any more, CHORUS A fortnight is long ee nough for her to agree, to decide just what she wants to do, if by then she does not you've got to start n plot, just where when to do and what, how you're gonna get shot of her... CHORUS ------------------------------------
Insanity is everywhere, it's a pity it's everywhere we go... we're mad John, (Yes, we do!) sirens are wailing everywhere, wars underway... Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground, the score's two one it's the enemy's round, but we'll all be dead coz the whole world's gone... HELLBOUND! CHORUS: We're Mad... ca ca ca crazy, We're Mad... la la la looneys too, We're Mad... ca ca ca crazee, Ca ca ca crazee now... Lookout! Ten thousand soldiers everywhere, guns on their shoulders everywhere they go... they're mad John! always a battle everywhere, madness again Hey! The wives back home looking after baby, cry when they see that on the T.V. their love's been shot, but tonight they made, HISTORY... CHORUS Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground, the score's two one it's the enemy's round, but we'll all be dead coz the whole world's gone... HELLBOUND! CHORUS We are mad it's clear again, that it will always be the same, it's a fact but really is a shame, that we're Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad ------------------------------------
