Voz y Guitarra: Olga
Bajo: Flip
Batería: Happy Bob
THEME TUNE
QUEEN ALEXANDRA ROAD IS WHERE SHE SAID SHE'D BE, BUT WAS SHE THERE TO MEET ME... NO CHANCE
THEME TUNE
Friday night is bath night this is what they say We are gonna dig the groove, we've waited all day We wear trendy trousers with belts a mile too long We are gonna catch the bus into the town We are boogie on down... CHORUS: Dig that groove ba-a-by Dig that groove ba-a-by Dig dig dig dig digga that groove baby. There they are again covered in Old Spice They think they will get the girls cause they smell nice, They all call me riff raff 'Coz I wear a Crombie I couldn't stand it being just like them they all look like puffs not men CHORUS See that trendy there she used to be a punk Now she's off to the disco to listen to junk Her boyfriend was a skinhead He used to shout Oi! Oi! Play that funky music that's what they say now Come with me and I'll show you how... CHORUS ---------------------------------
You can't guess what life for Dougyis like, he wakes up in the street, No home, no bed, he says he's lucky, That he can smile and be happy... CHORUS: Dougy, Dougy, Giro, Dougy, Dougy, Giro. People say that he's not worthy of clothes, that shows that they don't care, But he does not let this get him down, That is how Dougy stays alive... CHORUS Dougy's inside a bus shelter, It's raining and a sight to see, Dougy smiles he's seen a rainbow, Every.. where's bright, and so is he... CHORUS ------------------------------------
I was getting dressed late one night along came a spider and I got a fright oh I could not squash it flat No matter how I tried, And when it looked me in the eye I ran away to hide...I put on me Doctor Martin shoes A battle with the spider that I wasn't gonna loose A kick from the left a kick from the right I was on the floor but I was alright It was gonna be a long long night CHORUS: Spiders in the dressing room Spiders everywhere Spider in the dressing room beware (repeat twice) Things were getting hot and I had to take a chance The spider got impatient Started crawling up me pants I shook it off me legthump it hit the ground Everything was silent so I didn't make a sound I crossed the room as happy as can be I had killed the spider now it couldn't bother me But with me arm on the light He was there ready for a fight It was gonna be a long long night. CHORUS It was getting late and the spider wasn't dead An audience had gathered round AndI was going red I put a jam jar on the floorthe spider crawled inside it I screwed the lid back on the top And threw the jar outside At a party late that night Everything was bright and gay We played all our pop records and danced the night away, Early in the morning came a knocking at the door I opened it slowly guess what I saw It was gonna be a long long night... CHORUS ------------------------------------
CHORUS: Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee, Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad, Kevin had been out with Carol Sands, But Glenda she though surely, It can't be that bad, if I had a baby, CHORUS Glenda then went round to the doctors the next day, You can't have a baby, that's what he said, Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read, Of how to have a test tube baby.... CHORUS Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy, If only she could have a baby, So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam, She signed up for a baby... CHORUS -----------------------------------
All our mates that we once knew said they were happy, Always shouting in the street, just like you and me, Always finding laughter, fun and games to play, They of course have to agree, Suddenly they were swept off their feet and gone, They don't know what hit them, Just like the rest, the girlfriends got the best, And so the story just goes on... CHORUS: They all get washed for them, even have a bath, But they are now being led, up the garden path... I was sitting in the sun reading the days press, A boy that I once knew was in, I've never seen such a mess Smiling with a moustache, a suit, a shirt and tie, He had just been wed today, I could not help but laugh, what's got into him? He looks about fourty, He's been such a nit, now he's in for it, And soon you'll hear him say... CHORUS I was lying on the beach licking cool ice cream, A man, a wife and a pram went by, it was like a dream, He was climbing apple trees just a moon ago, The kind of bloke you think, won't grow, His face is like a fiddle now, long and sad and blue, He still says he's happy, He must have gone mad, cos he's not the lad, That I once used to know... CHORUS ------------------------------------
To Bombay a travelling circus came, they brought an inteligent elephant and Nellie was her name One dark night she slipped her iron chain and off she ran to Hindustanans was never seen again.. CHORUS: oooooo Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and said goodbye to the circus Off she went with a trumpety trump trump trump trump. New Nellie the elephant packed her trunk and trundled off to the jungle Off she went with a trumpety trump trump trump trump The head of the herd was calling far far away They met one night in the silver light on the road to Mandalay... Night by night she danced to the circus band When Nelli was leading the big parade she looked so proud and grand CHORUS No more tricks for Nellie to perform They taught her how to take a bow and she took the crowd by storm.. oooooooooooo CHORUS ------------------------------------
There was Davey, there was Davey, There was Davey, Happy Davey His girlfriend's gone, his girlfriend's gone away, ay ay ay ay... All he wants is a room with the stars looking down across Davey, The sun and the moon and the sky high are just fine for poor Davey, There's nothing left, there's nothing left, There's nothing left to see for poor Davey... He wants to be, he wants to be, He wants to be alone... Why did she love him so? Why did she have to go? Poor Davey doesn't know, now Davey's all alone... She did upset, she did upset, She did upset Davey, Davey, Davey, He won't forget, he won't forget, not he, not Davey... -----------------------------------
Things do go wrong, it's not long since I've been blue, But I know the remedy, I can see just what to do... CHORUS: Don't be a coward, don't be yellow, It always pays to be mellow, Stay cool, stay free and then you will see, It's best to stay mellow... I was upset and in debt with no money, But I did not stay sad, it's not that bad, so remember... CHORUS Oh if you are down in the town with no bus fare, Start walking and smile, in a while you'll be back home... CHORUS ------------------------------------
QUEEN ALEXANDRA ROAD IS QHERE SHE SAID SHE'D BE, BUT WAS SHE THERE TO MEET ME... NO CHANCE
She was at a party I was stuck at home I was not invited so she went on her own I will not be long now this is what she said I'm stood waiting for her I must be off my head CHORUS: Queen Alexandra Road is where she said she'd be But was she there to meet me? No chance. I was going to land her a thump when I see her you see She's forgotten about me. It was well past midnight she still dug the groove I just stood there freezing I couldn't even move She will soon get sick now want to go back home There was no sign of her I should have known CHORUS Oh riganortis set in, I was a block of ice I'de even missed the late film starring Vincent Price Two o'clock she turned up, have you been waiting long? She looked into my eyes sweetly, I said not that long... ------------------------------------
It's not the first time somebody has had a flu, Remember when you had toothache... A hot lemsip will help the sneezing so, You will have to stay happy... CHORUS: Remember... Worse things happen at sea, Keep dreaming of better days... Worse things happen at sea, Keep dreaming of better days I know it's crap when there's something in your eye, Think yourself lucky you've not got a bad back, It's pretty sore when you have a mouth ulcer, But you have got to stay happy... CHORUS I know it's sad when in your face is acne, But don't be put off by some yellow spots, So you got a toe nailthat his growing in, You have got to stay happy... CHORUS -----------------------------------
Well it's one for the money, two for the show, Three to get ready now go cat go, But don't you step on my blue suede shoes, You can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes. What's the matter?? -----------------------------------
Oh! I woke up with a backache Backache! Backache! I thought I ought to go to the first aid tin Where I found something for my backache Backache! Backache! I rubbed in some cream and started to scream! Oh no!!! CHORUS: Firey Jack Firey Jack- It's red hot on your back Firey Jack Firey Jack- Believe me it does knack Firey Jack Firey Jack- It's red hot on your back Firey Jack Now I had a backache on me backache Backache Backache! I jumped into the bath full of cold water The firey Jack had made me backache Backache Backache! I'm worse than before I can't take anymore Oh no!!! CHORUS Oh! If you do get a backache Backache backache! And you feel you have to reach for the first aid tin Think! Life is not that bad with a backache Backache backache! If you see a tin with firey Jack in Stay awayyyyy... CHORUS It is red hot... on your back... on your back ------------------------------------
