Voz y Guitarra: Olga
Bajo: Dean
Batería: Teddy
DO YOU WANNA BE LIKE DOUGY BELL?
YOU WON'T BE MERRY ON A NORTH SEA FERRY
HARRY CROSS (A TRIBUTE TO EDNA)
I'LL GET EVEN WITH STEVEN (STEVE IS TENDER)
Guess who's working on the fiddle tell me who works on the fiddle I'll tell you who works on the fiddle oooo ooo Idle gossip guess who's just come off the pill tell me who's come off the pill oooo ooo Idle gossip. They must be thick, it's everywhere you go it makes me sick, I just don't wanna know about who's in the latest news, oh no. CHORUS: everybody wants to know the rumours everybody wants to know the scandle Idle, idle,......... gossip. Guess who can't pay their gas bill tell me who can't pay the bill I'll tell you who can't pay the bill oooo ooo idle gossip guess who I slept with last night tell me where you slept last night oooo ooo idle gossip CHORUS ---------------------------------
DO YOU WANNA BE LIKE DOUGY BELL?
Ran over by a bus up the high street Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet the driver shouts Oi! are you alright but Dougy's on his way Dougy then has a little mishap when a geezer comes along and gives him a slap, Dougy said it's wise that you apologize or else you'll face D D D Dougy CHORUS: Beware, beware, beware, beware, never never mess with Dougy Bell beware beware beware beware never never mess with him D you, d you, d you, do you wanna be like Dougy or d you, d you, d you, d you wanna be like me I wanna wanna wanna be like Dougy. Dougy's getting sick of burglaries he's changed all the locks and he's bought new keys he's gonna get the robber no matter what it takes he's gonna die Dougy sits waiting with a hammer on his bed some dirty rougues gonna get a sore head fifteen vilains or maybe even more ran when they saw D D D Dougy CHORUS Oh Dougy's in the backroom playing pool, He's lost five quid but he keeps his cool, dougy is a winner, he'll not be beat, So the game goes on. Dougy! Half an hour later when the poolroom's in a wreck the opposition tries to stick something down his neck, He began the cry cause he was gonna die Cause he fooled whith da da da da dougy. CHORUS ------------------------------------
I'm always felling lonely I'm always feeling blue she was the one and only she said sheloved me too but now she's gone and left me just like they always do now I'm always full of misery I don't know what to do I'm always on a downer I should be feeling fine I'm never on a upper I need a swig o' wine Now he's always dizzy coz he's busy with fizzy Lambrusco I'm getting fat and lazy I always look a mess I need a little drinky poos to bring me happiness So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff a Lambrusco kids a kid with sesne he's always at the Off Liscence with me... CHORUS: Now we've found the answer to stop you geelin low a bottle of fizzy wine they call it Lambrusco I'm always feeling lousy but I know that when I've had a glass o'Lamby I'll be smiling again So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff... CHORUS That's what they call me, Lambrusco Kid That's what they call me, I'm the Lambrusco Kid I'm such a misery guts I'm dirty and I stink I've always got a pet lip I need another drink. So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff... CHORUS ------------------------------------
YOU WON'T BE MERRY ON A NORTH SEA FERRY
An ad on the tele put a lump in my belly sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries you'll laugh all the way with so little to pay sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys. The food will choke you, the staff provoke you the captain doesn't care noooo the captain doesn't care noooo CHORUS: Ahoy! sailings everyday, Ahoy it's the only way I feel sick I feel sick, North Sea ferrie's done the trick Ahoy beat the traffic jam, Ahoy Hull to Roterdam I feel sick & my cabin's freezin' cold ooh I booked North Sea Ferries What a silly boy you won't be merry on a North Sea Ferry Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy! Get across the sea & so cheaply sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries so book a trip on a North Sea Ferry ship sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys. The food will choke you, the staff provoke you... CHORUS -----------------------------------
HARRY CROSS (A TRIBUTE TO EDNA)
Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head Now Edna's kicked the bucket Edna's snuffed it Edna's dead. 9 o'clock the postman knocks but Harry's still in bed "Go away" Harry'll say I've got an aching head don't bother meeeeeee Ralph's his mate but he can't wait to get out of his way "Go away" Harry'll say I want some peace today don't bother meeeeeee Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down Always being rude with Always in a mood with Raaaaaaaaalph CHORUS It's such a task for Ralph to ask to borrow Harry's car Oh "Here's the keys" now get lost please have you gone yet? Tara! don't bother meeeeeeeee Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down... CHORUS He's always sad n' lonely now Harry's lost his wife coz Edna was the only Lady in his life and now he takes it out on Raaaaaalph. CHORUS ------------------------------------
He's not a thief or a burglar he never robbed a bank he didn't commit murder all Geordie's bullets were blank Set Geordie free, coz Geordie's not guilty He's a good guy the guy they never saw the coppers were mistaken Geordie never broke the law Set Geordie free, he never shot nobody at all. CHORUS: Geordie, ooooh he's the inocent party Geordie, ooooh They've locked him away Geordie, ooooh never shot nobody at all Geordie, ooooh Geordie's gone to jail. He never takes any drugs (only penicilin) when he's got a headache the fingerprint wasn't Geordie's Geordie's never been a villan. Set Geordie free, he never shot nobody at all. CHORUS Geordie's got a pistol it's for self defence but he didn't pull the trigger he commited no offence. Set Geordie free, he never shot nobody at all. CHORUS ------------------------------------
Billy's confused he's been abused, Billy's bemused with Barbara, she went with Billy but he's so silly she's finished with him now. All the wedding plans have gone down the drain will Billy ever see Babs again? CHORUS: He's a silly Billy, why can't Billy not see? that Babs is just a slag she's a dirty bag she just wants his willy but poor Billy can't see that she's a trollop & he's a silly Billy Babs is back she's got the knack knows how to wrap him round her finger her little finger a kiss and a cuddle now Billy's in a muddle coz Babs has gone again Now what's gonna happen to the honeymoon? Babs has gone & Billy's been a goon. CHORUS -----------------------------------
Give'z the money Peter Practice says to us give'z the money quickly don't make a fuss give'z the money.... Pete takes the pop groups he'll even take the trash but if you practice at Peter's place you must have plenty cash give Pete the money the he'll let you have the key give Pete the money then you can practice free it's icey cold in Peter's place but don't switch on the heater coz you'll end up putting 10 quid in Pete's electric meter. Do you want some crisps and pop? they're all on sale at Pete's tuck shop we will have to put a stop to Peter CHORUS: we all give Peter the money we've all been nway we all give Peter the money now give'z the cash give'z the bread give'z the money money's gone to Peter's head. if you are stuck Pete will lend you an amplifier but when it's time to go he'll say five pound hire Do you want some crisps and pop?... CHORUS All the pop groups are nearly broke this has gone far beyond the joke Peter Practice is a rich bloke now ------------------------------------
Stoker is a boy in blue and he must be the worst He's a copper! Stoker someday he'll get you but you won't be the first he's a copper he's a police constable that makes us feel uncomfortable he's a copper no more football in the street or neckin with your girlfriend Stoker's on the beat again... CHORUS: He's a Bobby he's a joker he's a Bobby we want dead he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker why can't we have a decent copper proper copper instead? Stoker loves to see a fight he really goes to town he's a copper Stoker's smiling with delight he's took somebody down he's a copper he'll prove you guilty in the court you'll wish that you had never fought a copper don't cry or shout or scream or yell there's nothing you can do when Stoker's in the cell with you CHORUS The United Team supporters have invaded the pitch that's P.C. Stoker's quaters so he finds his talky switch I need some help down here boys there's punks and skinheads too and we all hate P.C. Stoker & we hate the boys in blue. Stoker's rather fed up coz there's no one else to nick he's a copper someone soon will kick his head in just you wait n'see it needs somebody tough coz we've all had enough yes it needs somebody tough but I think it won't be me CHORUS ------------------------------------
Ooooh, ooooo She's a fibber she's always telling him lies he can't trust her no matter how he tries she swore to me that I would always be the one then she blew me out she's upt and gone Will she ever change she won't fib to me again or will she stay the same way as before CHORUS: I tried tried tried to trust Tracy never trust Tracy.. she's not trustworthy I tried......... you shouldn't trust... you shouldn't trust Tracy. They both agreed she'll meet him at 9:30 she was not there coz Tracy was with me. Will she ever change... CHORUS ------------------------------------
Keith works every night & day honesty's his goal but Keith's a thief coz he's still claiming dole what a fiddler Keith is he thinks he won't be caught but Keith is gonna end up in court the SS men will knock on the door and Keith won't be working no more Keith Keith Keith's a thief... he's making money on the sly which he does not declare no invoices or reciepts anywhere locked in the room with the C.I.D. rather you Keith than me... Keith Keith Keith's a thief... Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief a rip off and a con Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief and he's still signing on Keith is Keith is Keith's still signing on I'm not decietful he does say I tell them all the facts but Keith's a thief coz he dodges the tax The PH team will get Keith coz will all know that Keith's a thief ------------------------------------
I'LL GET EVEN WITH STEVEN (STEVE IS TENDER)
Steve is tender Steve is sweet she'll never let him go Steven made her life complete That's why I hate him so Would she ever really understand I came to Durham all the way from Sunderland, when I got there I could not believe she'd gone with that trendy creep called Steve How could she forsake me and see this puff, is it coz of me she's had enough everytime I rang she was not there I'm sorry but she's out, she's out with Steve again somewhere! CHORUS: She's in love with Steven, Steven gonna get even, gonna get Steven, then she won't love Steven, Steven gonna get eve, gonna get Steve. Are she and Steve really in love like she says they are or is it just because Steven's dad lends him the car or is it coz I'm ugly and Steven's not or does he have something that I haven't got CHORUS I'm gonna make him black & blue I'm gonna kick his head in he won't know what to do CHORUS
Volver al principio