Bajo: K.C.
Batería: Marty
PLEASE RELEASE ME/DARLING I LOATHE YOU
ORCASTRATED
I felt like a snack in the middle of the night I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee A crash beyond the kitchen door Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee You might o' guessed, I am possessed I really must insist May I suggest invest in an exorcist. CHORUS: Help me, oo ee oo ee, believe me geist ooo ooo poltergeist ooo ooo where's he?... in the pantry. I went goose pimplyfied No where to run, no where to hide, for me I was sceptical before But a pantry poltergeist I saw here to stay. CHORUS: Guitar time/You might o' guessed... CHORUS & In the pantry...Poltergeist... ---------------------------------PLEASE RELEASE ME/DARLING I LOATHE YOU
When I met you, I thought how sweet, My lonely life would now be complete If only I knew, have I no brain? You're a two faced tramp, driving me insane. CHORUS: Dearest darling, I leave this note for you A love letter with sincerity Dearest darling, I leave this note for you Get out o'my life, get out o'my life Coz I...loathe you You smiled at me, she smiled at him My heart melted, his heart melted This was the real thing, this was the real thing I'm besotted, he's besotted What a nincompoop, you're the devil in a frock I'm a naive nugget, and you made me a laughing stock CHORUS ------------------------------------TAKEN FOR A MUG
Everybody says I'm a gully ully ullible guy Everybody sniggers & laughs when they pass by A love sick nut easily misled He's always infatuated Birds all do with me just as they please & they all say I'm a cissy with weak knees Everybody knows... CHORUS: Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again Mug he's a mug he's been taken for a ride Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again Taken taken taken taken taken taken taken for a ride I let womaen walk all over me I should tell them nick off politely A spineless sucker with no back bone He ain't got no mind of his own A soft touch, I am far too long to trick me CHORUS/(GUITAR BIT) I'm too vulnerable my mates say A dimwit any dame can lead astray, ay Everybody knows...CHORUS(2x) He's been taken for a mug
------------------------------------ANY DREAM WILL DO
I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain To see for certain, what I thought I knew Far far away, someone was weeping But the world was sleeping, any dream will do I wore my coat, with golden lining Bright colours shinning, wonderful & new And in the East, the dawn was breaking The world was waking, any dream will do A crash of drums, a flash of light My golden coat flew outta sight The colours faded into darkness, I was left alone May I return, to the beginning The light is dimming, and the dream is too The world & I, we are still waiting Still hhhhesitating, any dream will do A crash...The world & I... -----------------------------------HARRY'S HANDS
Harry's hands are hands of mystery Connected to all calamities Harry's hands are hands of mystery They're accused of all burgiaries Harry's hands ain't what they used to be Harry's hands can't take anymore Harry's hands are hands of honesty It's a tragedy CHORUS: And nobody understands,that Harry's handcuffed hands falsely accused, He's confused They made Harry's life hell, locked Harry in a cell And put the blame, they put the blame on... Harry's hands oo oo Harry's hands oo oo Harry's hands ain't what they were before The coppers call Harry a criminal Honest Harry, he never broke the law It's a tragedy CHORUS Judge:"Harold Hands, you are an habitual criminal, I therefore sentence you to 125 years imprisonment" CHORUS...(Guitar bit) Harry's hands oo oo ------------------------------------DAVID'S XR2
"David Man, yer hav'n't finished yer tea" "It doesn't matter, I can't wait to drive my XR2" "Oh David, don't drive fast David" "See ya!" "David, David...DAVID!" I don't wanna be alive, if I ain't on the road Wheels off the ground the speed o'sound, stuff the Highway Code Electric windows down, sound system, size ten What a prat they say "That boys racers back again" CHORUS: The engine soared as he got fasta He bought a Ford Fiesta He can't wait to accelerate In his jet car, X R...2 I never leave my XR2, of that there ain't no fear The only time, is when I'm watching Top Gear 40 fog lamps on the front, twin spoilers, I agree The meanest man on the Autobahn, nobody gets past me CHORUS The engine soared as he got fasta He bought a Ford Fiesta Upside down, the wheels spun round On his jet car, XR...2 "He's driving me MAAAAAAAD" ------------------------------------POT LUCK PERCY
I would rather be Percy, rather than me I wanna be Percy I would rather be Percy, rather than me Percy's got more money, more money than me I wish I could be Percy I would rather be Percy rather than me...Rather than me... CHORUS: We wanna be, wanna be wanna be We all wanna be you We all wanna be, wanna be wanna be Percy we wanna be you Percy says that he's no more lucky than me How can he be serious Percy is more lucky, more lucky than me Percy's got more girlies, more girlies than me I'm full o'jealousy He could spare a girlie, one girlie for me...girlie for me... CHORUS: He wins when he bets on the bandit, He spends all night in the bingo hall He's lucky in the bookies, & you'll always hear him call...house CHORUS...Percy we wanna be..you -----------------------------------IVY'S LURID LIPS
Looking at her reflection, Ivy thought, I'll shock Don When I get my face lift, when I get my face lift done, You'll see, Don is gonna want to snog with me But they all grimace, an insult to the human race A wifey with Mick Jagger's face CHORUS: Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's Ivy's, Ivy's lips are a bleedin' disgrace Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's Ivy Brennans gotta chipmunks Ivy's lips gotta chipmunks face Ivy took the chance Ordered her lip implants Now she worships her kingsize lips But her three grand gob Cost Ivy her job Now Ivy's lost her loot Ivy is destitute Ivy's lips got Ivy the boot CHORUS/guitar bit/Ivy Ivy... CHORUS...Lurid lips... ------------------------------------THE PSYCHOSURGERY
I'd have a hysterectomy, I'd have a blood transfusion I'd even have a vasectomy, with no trousers on Spend a month in the infirmary, operate on me night & day But my dentures disappear everytime I hear them say Psycho, psychosurgery CHORUS: Let me out, Let me out Dumped in the dentists chair Psyiiicho surgery, psiiicho surgery Let me out, Let me out I'm in agony, I must be dumb, I should'na come To the psychosurger, psychosurgery I'd have a leg amputated, you can pull my appendix out Fix a foot that's dislocated, I'll say I felt nowt Acupuncture ain't no problem, bravery's my middle name But I just can't face that lang filling place again Psycho, psychosurgery CHORUS/guitar time/ I'll never set foot down that dental nutters lane...again CHORUS...Let me out
------------------------------------RON DIXON DUMPED D-D
Na na na D-D's got a horses head, enough to make yer sick How could Ron Dixon have wed Red Rum with lipstick The most repulsive sight on earth, to ugly to discuss How could anyone give birth to a bird so hideous CHORUS: Ron Dixon, Ron Dixon he, Ron Dixon he, dumped D-D Ron Dixon, Ron Dixon he, Ron Dixon he, dumped D-D D-D she could not believe when Bev got the hots for Ron But D-D Ronny did deceive, deceitful Ron Dixon The chance that Ron had waited for, he gave D-D the push This was the last time Ronny saw D-D's monstrous mush Ron Dixon...Guitar time...Ron Dixon Ron Dixon he dumped D-D...D-D ------------------------------------
LAZY SUNDAY AFTERNOON
Wouldn't it be nice to get on with my neighbours But they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers CHORUS: Lazy sunday afternoon I got no time to worry I close my eyes & drift away Here we all are sittin' in a rainbow Cor blimy 'Allo Mrs. Jones, how's your Berts lumbago' Diddly may... I'll sing you a song with no words & no tune Sing in your party while you suss out the moon CHORUS...Quiet passage Roody Doody do, Roody doody di day Roody Doody dum a Reedy deedy do dee There's no one to hear me, there's nothing to say & no one can stop me from feeling this way CHORUS...Lazy sunday afternoon... ------------------------------------
BOWLING BARMY Bowling Barmy, oo oo She's got bowling blues Bowling socks, bowling shoes Bowling night & day Hey She waits miserably Down the bowling alley He's a bowling junky Bowls his life away Always, always, he's off with the bowling team Always, always, bowling to the extreme CHORUS: Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy They yell yikes at his spares & strikes Champ, I'm the champion Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy Ten Pins down, the bowling crown & a medal with a skittle on Bowling Barmy Boasting bowler, don't care I've got trophies everywhere He's too much to bear Bowling barmy... CHORUS: Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Barmy
