Who's a pretty boy then? Your girlfriend says when she's got you wearing a tie You're looking like a puff and you think I've had enough Stop and take a look at yourself for a while And you'll know it's time to say CHORUS: Cheerio, cheerio Toodle pip, toodle pip This is our last goodbye Don't cry Cheerio, cheerio Toodle pip, toodle pip Our last farewell, goodbye. Sitting watching Coronation street You decide to put your feet up, just about comfy in your seat And she says, I'm feeling hungry If she sends you out for a bag of fish'n'chips You'll know it is time to say... CHORUS Need a bit of shut eye so you lie on the couch She is yapping in the background Baby's things wedding rings It's not for you, she will never keep her mouth shut You have to tell her now, once and for all Coz now it's time to say... CHORUS ---------------------------------
Oh I can't forget a girl I knew H.O.'s her name, I bet there's no one else to blame for I used to be an easy going man but now I'm the one of the millions that she's made feel the same CHORUS: Oh she's a stick of dynamite she will go go go and if you meet her one fine night you'll know......that H.O. I told you so when she gets a hold of you she never lets go H.O. your mind will blow destroy the human race H.O. I told you so when she gets a hold of you she never lets go H.O.H.O.H.O. Oh she is going to rule the world H.O.'s got the determination and power in her hands so look out for a blue flash in the sky blue baby haleys comet hasn't got a look in now CHORUS Oh I am warning you stay clear of H.O.'s electric danger to the like of you and me I've been frightened to do what I say you'd better lock your door you'd better hide yourself away... CHORUS ------------------------------------
Alfie, can see Johnny and Freddie outside the Bronx and he, will be happy with this memory CHORUS: And it's all echoes, where Alfie goes the Bronx is in his head Alfie's home is through, the life he knew has all gone down... with the Bronx Alfie, sadly misses the only true friends that he had now he, can't see himself ever being happy CHORUS Alfie's home in the Bronx he belongs in the Bronx Alfie, now he Johnny and Freddie remember the Bronx and the family Alfie once had in the Bronx ------------------------------------
Oh! baby I fancy what do you mean? baby I fancy I know what you mean oooo ee Hanky Panky I'm feeling randy what do you mean? I'm feeling randy I know what you mean oooo ee Hanky Panky Oky doky hanky panky oky doky hanky oky doky hanky panky oky doky hanky... hanky. O.K. I'll grant yee what do you mean O.K. I fancy I know what you mean oooo ee hanky panky I know that I'm thin and lanky but I am telling you frankly what I need is hanky panky I want to thank ee don't be silly I want to thank ee I know what you mean ooo ee hanky panky. -----------------------------------
Insanity is everywhere, it's a pity it's everywhere we go... we're mad John, (Yeh) sirens are wailing everywhere, wars underway... Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground, the score's two one it's the enemy's round, but we'll all be dead coz the whole world's gone... HELLBOUND! CHORUS: We're Mad... ca ca ca crazy, We're Mad... la la la looneys too, We're Mad... ca ca ca crazee, Ca ca ca crazee now... Lookout! Ten thousand soldiers everywhere, guns on their shoulders everywhere they go... they're mad John! always a battle everywhere, madness again Hey! The wives back home looking after baby, cry when they see that on the T.V. their love's been shot, but tonight they made, HISTORY... CHORUS Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground, the score's two one it's the enemy's round, but we'll all be dead coz the whole world's gone... HELLBOUND! CHORUS We are mad it's clear again, that it will always be the same, it's a fact but really is a shame, that we're Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad ------------------------------------
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First of all there was Ray he went with Deirdrie yeh Ray thought that he was the bee's knee but now he's left her and she's pleased and just incase you meet Deirdrie down Coronation Street she's a slag. CHORUS: everybody sing... Deirdrie's a slag slag slag slag Deirdrie's a slag big ugly slag yeh Deirdrie's a slag. Mike Baldwin came like a flash he had a Jag U ar and cash Ken saw them at the flicks that night neckin on he squeezed her tight and just in case you meet Deirdrie down Coronation Street she's a slag... CHORUS Ken was next said I love you why all the o-ther blokes too Deirdrie said what's it got to do with you it's up to me what I do and just in case you meet Deirdrie down Coronation Street she's a slag... CHORUS -----------------------------------
