ANIMAL BOY - Somebody put something in my drink - Animal boy - Love kills - Apeman hop - She belongs to me - Crummy stuff - Bonzo goes to bitburg - Mental hell - Eat that rat - Freak of nature - Hair of the dog - Something to believe in ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN MY DRINK N.C. Somebody somebody put something in my drink somebody [ A F G E ] x2 G A Another night out on the street F Stopping for my usual seat G Oh, bartender, please Dacqari tonic's my favorite drink I don't like anything colored pink That just stinks...it's not for me *** A F G E It feels like somebody put something somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something somebody put something Blurred vision and dirty thoughts Feel out of place, very distraught Feel something coming on Kick the jukebox, slam the floor Drink, drink, drink, drink some more I can't think Hey! What's in this drink? *** It feels like somebody put something somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something G E In my drink In my drink In my drink A F G In my drink [ A F G ] So you think it's funny a college prank Goin' insane for something to drink Feel a little dry Oh, I couldn't care what you think of me Cause somebody put something in my drink I can't think Hey! Give me a drink It feels like somebody put something somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink [ till the end ] [ ***: play a quick slide F/G in the middle ] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANIMAL BOY [ B G A ] x4 B G A B G A Gonna kill and destroy I'm not an animal boy Why don't they understand I'm not an ape man [ E D E D ] x2 Don't have brain damage I'm not an a wild savage Don't push me around Don't bring my head down E B D Animal boy Animal boy Animal boy Animal boy F# I'm not an imbecile Don't treat me like an animal I'm not a creature in the zoo Don't tell me what to do Animal boy... F# B G F# You don't know what it's like You don't know how i feel I don't have a monkey's brain I'm not an animal [ B G A ] x2 You can't lock me in a cage This ain't the Stone Age Better get out of my way Someone's gonna have to pay E B D F# Animal boy [ till the end ] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- LOVE KILLS [ G E C D ] x2 [ G F# ] x2 G E C D Sid was a punk rock king Nancy was a broken queen Their lives were so glamorous Sid and Nancy were a mess When you're hooked on heroin don't you know you'll never win Drugs don't ever pay you really did it your way G B C D Love kills Love kills Love kills We still believe in anarchy it makes me so damn angry Sid and Nancy meant a lot to me you may be dead but your souls are free Like Romeo and Juliet you two made a pact of death Like the needle that ya used Sid and Nancy were born to lose Love kills... [ G E C D ] x2 [ G F# ] x2 Sid never meant any harm he shot some dope into his arm All he wanted was some fun now she's lying in a pool of blood Always loaded, always high why did you have to die? I'll say one thing is it leaves me with a bitter taste Love kills... Love kills... Love kills... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- APEMAN HOP [ A C F G ] x2 A C F G He's go so many problems you can count them one by one He's a filthy, stupid apeman he never has any fun He lives in the jungle in a cave by a hill Plays an old loud drum he's primitive, barely human A G A Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop Paint the face of a demon, glowing by the fire light Hoppin' like an elephant thunderin' like me tonight He's the world's worst recycler the iceman comes a lot He's the devil's apprentice he's a prehistoric man Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop... At night he's gonna sacrifice his beloved apeman girl Tie her to the alter, pull out her heart and eat her flesh Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop... Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHE BELONGS TO ME [ A F# D ] x2 F# D What makes you think she'll go with you A What makes you think you're better than me F# G You think you can read her mind D Maybe you're just looking for a good time F# D Maybe you can give her more A Tell me what you're doing this for E Stay away from her, 'cause it's making me angry A Don't tell me how to love my baby F# D Don't tell me how to love my baby A Don't tell me how to love my baby F# D Don't tell me how to love my baby D A She belongs to me You come around looking for kicks But I know all about your dirty tricks now You think you took away my dream Ain't gonna be easy 'cause I get real mean Get out of here, get out of my life You're gonna be sorry if we have to fight Stay away from her, 'cause it's making me angry Don't tell me how to love... [ F# D A E ] x4 Don't tell me how to love... [ till the end ] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- CRUMMY STUFF G G D I had enough, I had it tough I had enough of that crummy stuff I had enough of that crummy stuff G D Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy C G Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy stuff Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy... I had enough, I had it rough I had enough of that crummy stuff I had enough of that crummy stuff Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy... Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy... [ C G F C ] x2 C G F C Crummy music, crummy TV Crummy people, crummy movies Like a cat caught up a tree This could only happen to me I had enough, I had it rough... Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy... Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy... [ C G F C ] x4 I had enough, I had it rough ... Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy... Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy... G ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- BONZO GOES TO BITBURG [ G F C G ] F C You've got to pick up the pieces c'mon, sort your trash G You better pull yourself back together maybe you've got too much cash F C Better call, call the law when you gonna turn yourself in? Yeah G You're a politician don't become one of Hitler's children A G F Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea As I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered me Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy F Pick up the pieces C G F No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down No no-no-no, I need something to slow me down No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down C G No no-no-no, and I need something to slow me down Shouldn't wish you happiness, wish her the very best Fifty thousand dollar dress shaking hands with your highness See through you like cellophane you watch the world complain, but you do it anyway who am I, am I to say Bonzo goes to Bitburg and goes out for a cup of tea... No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down... [ D A G ] x4 D If there's one thing that makes me sick A G It's when someone tries to hide behind politics D I wish that time could go by fast A G Somehow they manage to make it last D A G No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down No no-no-no, I need something to slow me down No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down No no-no-no, and I need something to slow me down [ till the end ] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- MENTAL HELL C [ Bb C ] x3 [ G# Bb D# ] C [ Bb C ] x3 [ G# Bb D# ] C Bb C Bb C Bb C G# Bb D# Evil in my head, in my head, inside this private hell I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well Frustration, disgust, aggravation, disgust, mental hell I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well G# C Day, day after day, it never changes, always the same way G# F G Day after day, day after day, day after Demons in my head, in my head, inside this private hell oh yeah, oh yeah I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well Frustration, disgust, aggravation, disgust, mental hell oh yeah, oh yeah I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well Day, day after day... C D# G# Bb Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do C Bb C Bb Mental hell mental hell C Bb C Mental hell ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- EAT THAT RAT One-two-three-four [ E G A ] x2 E G A E G A You don't want to share with anyone else You got all the money, you got all the wealth You got all the buildings and the factories You got all the power and the ceremonies [ A Bb C ] x2 You wanna play a game of cat and mouse With the President in the White House This is a hungry world, there are months to feed There are millionaires with more than they need [ A Bb C ] x2 E G A Eat that rat Eat that rat Eat that rat Eat that rat [ E C D ] x2 [ D C D C G ] One-two-three-four Don't believe what you've been told You can't change a turd into gold Somehow we get all these creeps in control It makes me throw up in the toilet bowl [ A Bb C ] x2 You thieving whore, you hustle for bucks You take the money and you shoot it up That's the breaks, it's the chance you take Get it together for your children's sake [ A Bb C ] x2 Eat that rat... [ E C D ] x2 [ E G A ] x4 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- FREAK OF NATURE [ G C Bb G ] x2 C F Eb Bb Freak Freak Freak Freak G Bb C Bb I need psychiatric therapy I could use a lobotomy Guess I'll never learn Suppose I'll always be a worm C F Eb Bb Freak of nature Freak of nature Freak of nature Freak of nature Got a ten inch erection A pimply complexion Man I got problems, I'll bet you heard I'm completely misunderstood G Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa [ C F Eb Bb ] x4 I'm a monstrosity I'm a human oddity Everybody's staring at me I'm an outcast from society Freak of nature... Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAIR OF THE DOG A [ Ab/A ] A E A D When I woke up this morning from the night before A G E My brain was pulsating, I was battered and sore A E A D Nothing I tried would satisfy A G E Cold Coke and Pepsi or Canada Dry B F# B A F# What's so wrong, hair of the dog B E B A F# There's nothing wrong, hair of the dog What's so wrong, hair of the dog... [ B/Bb ] B F# B E Finally pulled myself out of my bed B A F# Feeling kinda dodgy, I was feeling half dead B F# B E Done it before, probably do it again B A F# Don't know if I ever will learn C# G# C# B G# What's so wrong, hair of the dog C# F# C# B G# There's nothing wrong, hair of the dog What's so wrong, hair of the dog... D# C# Bb B Hair of the dog Hair of the dog [ G# B C# F# D# ] F C F Bb Finally pulled myself out of my bed F D# C Feeling kinda dodgy, I was feeling half dead F C F Bb Done it before, probably do it again F D# C Don't know if I ever will learn G D G F D What's so wrong, hair of the dog G C G F D There's nothing wrong, hair of the dog What's so wrong, hair of the dog... What's so wrong, hair of the dog... What's so wrong, hair of the dog... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN F [ A E F# D E ] x2 D A E I wish I was someone else D F G I'm confused, I'm afraid, I hate the loneliness A E And there's nowhere to run to D F G Nothing makes any sense, but I still try my hardest F G Take my hand Please help me man A E F# D E 'Cause I'm looking for something to believe in A E And I don't know where to start F# D E D And I don't know where to begin, to begin If I was stupid or naive Trying to achieve what they all call contentness If people weren't such dicks and I never made mistakes Then I could find forgiveness Take my hand Please help me man 'Cause I'm looking for something to believe in And I don't know where to start And I don't know where to begin, oh no [ F# D E ] x4 A E I can't be someone else I don't feel that it's hopeless F G I don't feel that I'm useless A E F# D E I can't throw it all away I need some courage to find my weakness And with your love, I know with all my heart I can win 'Cause I'm looking for something to believe in And I just need something to believe in I'm looking for something to believe in And I just need something to believe in [ till the end ]