Mondo Bizarro 1- Censorshit 2- The Job That Ate My Brain 3- Poison Heart 4- Anxiety 5- Strength To Endure 6- It's Gonna Be Alright 7- Take It As It Comes 8- Main Man 9- Tomorrow She Goes Away 10- I Won't Let It Happen 11- Cabbies On Crack 12- Heidi Is A Headcase 13- Touring - Censorshit A A A D A Tipper what's that sticker sticking on my CD Is that some kind of warning to protect me Freedom of choice needs a stronger stronger voice You can stamp out the source but you cant stop creative thought E A E A Ah Tipper come on Ain't you been getting it on D A E A Ask Ozzy Zappa or me we'll show you what it's like to be free E A E A Ah Tipper come on it's just a smokescreen for the real problems D A E A S&L deficit the homeless the environment [ A G A G A ] x2 Hey hey all you all you senator's wives Better take a good look at your own lives Before you go preach to me Your definition of obsenity Ah Tipper come on Ain't... [ F D E A ] [ F D E ] The irony it seems it seems to me It's unamerican policy Yeah, we come so far but still only to find People like you with ignorant minds Ah Tipper come on Ain't ... (2x) [ C F# D A ] x2 [ C F# D ] The Job That Ate My Brain [ D E G E ] x4 A D# Out of the bed at 6:15 D F# In a rush and you can't think A D# Gotta catch the bus and train D F# I'm in a rush feelin' insane D F# I can't take this crazy pace I've become a mental case D F# B Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain Go to work, it's such a drag Face the boss, he's such a nag In a suit and in a tie I look so lame I wanna die I can't take this crazy pace... (2x) [ D E G E ] x4 [ G Bb C# ] x4 I punch the clock at 9:05 I know I'm late, but still alive Everyone just stares at me I'm last in line for prosperity I can't take this crazy pace... Five o'clock rolls around I feel so glad I kiss the ground Ain't enought hours in the day There's go to be a better way I can't take this crazy pace... (2x) [ D E G E ] x4 Poison Heart [ C# B ] x3 A C# E C# E No one ever thought this one would survive C# E A B Helpless child, gonna walk a drum beat behind Lock you in a dream, never let you go Never let you laugh or smile, not you A B C# A Well, I just want to walk right out of this world B C# 'Cause everybody has a poison heart A B C# A I just want to walk right out of this world B C# 'Cause everybody has a poison heart [ C# B ] x2 Making friends with a homeless torn up man He just kind of smiles, it really shakes me up There's danger on every corner but I'm okay Walking down the street trying to forget yesterday Well, I just want to walk right out... B C# B C# B A A poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart [ E A ] x2 You know that life really takes its toll And a poet's gut reaction is to search his very soul So much damn confusion before my eyes But nothing seems to phase me and this one still survives I just want to walk right out... Well, I just want to walk right out of this world 'Cause everybody has a poison heart B C# B C# B C# B A poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart C# B C# B A B C# A poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart Anxiety Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy C B C B Always stiff, all day long Nothing's right till it's all wrong F# G It makes no sense until I'm tense Always laughing at your expense C B C B Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy Always biting on my nails Always stiff, it never fails Now I think I'll pick my nose Wipe it on my sweaty clothes Anxiety, anxiety, keeps... Always screamin' at someone Got a temper like a gun Hair trigger personality Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me hap-happy [ B D E ] E F And I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world [ C B ] x4 [ F# G ] x2 A-n-x-i-e-t-y A-n-x-i-e-t-y Anxiety keeps me high Cross my heart and hope to die C B C B C B C B Anxiety, anxiety, anxiety, anxiety Strength To Endure Intro: [ C E A G A C D A G A ] (2x) Play this for each line: [ C E A G A ] Walking through the cross the heart Peeling heavy and hopeless Wonderin' how I ever will See through this darkness Every drop of blood can be so beautiful And I sure was bleedin' the drops by the bucketful C A C G I have the strength to endure and all the love so pure C A G F I have the strength to endure because, because I'm not afraid to tell her Just how things work Ride a hurricane through the fast lane Always looking over my shoulder She said there's something about you And neon lights always glow hot Baby we can see this through Just give me all the strength you've got I have the strength to endure... [ Solo: C E A G A C D A G A 37 (1 half tone # up) (3x) 35 47 35 35 45 47 ] I have the strength to endure... I'm not afraid to tell her... I have the strength to endure... (2x) [ Repeat intro ] It's Gonna Be Alright E A F# E To our fans far and near A F# C# We're so glad you could all be here D E And when life get so-oh-oh hard A F# You make it all worthwhile D Screaming, shouting, wham-slam-bam E That wild headbanging style This is dedicated to our fans across the world You're the best, most loyalist, and that's for sure When life gets oh so frustrating You make it all worthwhile Gonna have some fun tonight Ain't it great to be alive E A D E It's gonna be OK It's gonna be alright E A F# E It's gonna be that you're the only ones who understand It's gonna be OK... Got good feelings about this year All is very well, C.J. is here '92 spells more fun Let's get into gear It's the year of the monkey, gonna be real funky Buy yourself a beer It's gonna be OK... (2x) [ D C# D E ] E D C# D E It's gonna be alright It's gonna be alright It's gonna be alright It's gonna be OK... (2x) E A D E Who understand, yeah, yeah It's gonna be alright, yeah, yeah It's gonna be OK, yeah, yeah It's gonna be alright, yeah, yeah It's gonna be alright Take It As It Comes D F C D Time to live, time to lie Time to laugh, time to die G D# D Take it easy baby Take it as it comes Don't move too fast if you Want your love to last you've been Moving much too fast [ G D# D ] x4 G Time to walk, time to run Time to aim your arrows at the sun Take it easy baby... [ G D# D ] x4 [ The bass solo is played 6 times and in the third the lyrics starts: ] 25 13 17 36 25 28 35 24 27 17 15 27 25 Go real slow You'll like it more and more Take it as it comes Specialize in having fun Take it easy baby... G D# D Moving much too fast Moving much too fast Main Man [ F# A E F# ] x4 [ B C# ] x2 F# A E F# When I start movin', you see a blur Get hooked on me baby, there ain't no cure I've always been able to laugh at fate Two brown eyes filled with hate B C# I'm the man who makes the street his home And my lean mean hearts is just as hard as stone F# A E B F# A E B Oh, I'm my main man Don't want nothing from no one I'm my main man F# A E B F# E Always ready for what ever's gonna happen Spend my time in a cold jail cell Shootin' up poison and livin' in hell And I never care what people think My history's written on me in tattooed ink And still life goes on tracks on my arms And the number thirteen is my good luck charm Oh, I'm my main man... [ F# A E B ] x4 [ B C# ] x2 What happens to me is my own affair If you don't like me, I really don't care 'Cause no one's been what I've been through And I don't do what people want me to do I'll fight you till the bitter end And then I'll screw your little girl friend Oh, I'm my main man... Oh, I'm my main man... [ F# A E B F# ] Tomorrow She Goes Away [ A F D C ] x4 A F D C Infatuation She's a fatal attraction Hang around, screw up my mind I hope I've seen her for the very last time Danger's intriguing But I don't want to die Got to leave this psycho behind I hope I've seen her for the very last time F G C And I can't wait 'til tomorrow F G A I can't wait another day F G C I can't wait 'til tomorrow F G A F D C Tomorrow she goes away [ A F D C ] Over my shoulder I keep looking back I feel a presence following me So I know I'll never be free And I can't wait 'til tomorrow... [ A F D C ] [ A E F A E F F G ] x4 Over my shoulder... And I can't wait 'til tomorrow [ A F D C ] [ A E F A E F F G ] x2 A I Won't Let It Happen [ G D E A C D ] [ G D G D ] x2 G D Got my sights, baby, set on you E C The things she said, well, maybe they're true G D E A But it's not gonna happen I won't let it happen C D G D G D I won't let it happen, not again [ G D G D ] Easy come, easy go, easily But that's not how I want it to be It's not gonna happen I won't let it happen I won't let it happen not again [ G D G D ] Bb A D Sitting all alone by the telephone G C When are you coming home A D When are you coming home, hey! [ G D G D ] x2 Easy come, easy go, easily But that's not how I want it to be And it's not gonna happen I won't let it happen I won't let it happen, not again G D G D Not again (3x) Cabbies On Crack [ B Bb B ] x8 B Bb B Got into a cab Broadway, 59 Took off like a blast B Bb B A Almost lost my mind A [ B Bb B ] x2 Cabbies on crack It first felt like at thrill ride Excited for a while Got pretty scary swerving at 100 miles an hour Cabbies on crack A B I want to get out, out of this yellow shell A B A I want to get out, crack cabbies straight from hell D A D B And I don't wanna die before I live B Bb B B Bb B B Bb B B Bb B Cabbies on Cabbies on crack Cabbies on crack Want my money back Disco blasting out Stomach in my mouth Cabbies on crack Times Square was approaching He braked for the light At 90 miles an hour, flashed by I saw my life Cabbies on crack I want to get out, out of this yellow... [ G B G B A ] D A D B And I don't wanna die before I live B Bb B B Bb B B Bb B B Bb B Cabbies on Cabbies on crack Cabbies on Cabbies on crack (3x) Cabbies on Heidi Is A Headcase [ C\C# C\C# C\C# B F# ] x2 C\C# B F# Headcase baby She's a cool kind of crazy Wild and she's willing Into early Dylan [ B F# ] [ C# G# ] x2 [ B F# ] x2 [ C# G# ] x2 ( She drives me crazy, oh yeah, ooh ooh yeah ) [ C\C# C\C# C\C# B F# ] x2 E D# C# When I look into her big brown eyes E D# C I'm so glad to know she's mine [ C\C# C\C# C\C# B F# ] My little headcase, yeah Ooh, ooh, yeah, my little headcase, yeah Ooh, ooh, yeah C\C# B F# Heidi is a headcase, a rebel and a rouser Cranks up her Rickenbacker blasts away for hours What's she doin' now on the escalator Snorting up some speed on the picture of or Stiv Bators [ B F# ] [ C# G# ] x2 [ B F# ] x2 [ C# G# ] x2 What 'cha doin'? [ C\C# C\C# C\C# B F# ] [ C\C# ] When I look into her big brown eyes... Bb G# B Ooh, baby baby, whatever you do now F# Don't ever go away Bb G# B Ooh, baby baby, whatever you do now G# Don't you ever go astray [ C\C# C\C# C\C# B F# ] [ at‚ o fim ] Don't you ever go away - ooh, ooh, yea Don't you ever go away - ooh, ooh, yea Heidi is a headcase (4x) [ C# B F# ] x2 C# Touring C C C Well, we've been to London and we've been to L.A. C C Spain, New Zealand, and the U.S.A. F Europe, Japan, and Pango-Pango C Canada, Siam, Oz and Kamoto A F The kids all come from miles around The party gets started when the sun goes down A Holiday Inn's the only home G I know, I know, I know, I know C B C B C Rock-n-roll's alive 'cause we got the power baby F B C B C Crusing down the highway at 500 miles an hour baby A F We got a fuel-injected tour bus, man it really flies With a video tape deck inside C A F G Let's go, rock-n-roll, everybody c'mon Let's go, rock-n-roll, everybody c'mon now [ B C B C ] G Touring, touring, is never boring C Touring, touring, is never boring G Touring, touring, is never boring C F Touring, touring, oh baby, touring C A Especially with your favorite girl C A F G Touring, touring, all around the world [ C B C B C ] C Well we've been around this great big world And we've met all kinds of guys and girls F From Kamoto Islands to Rockaway Beach C No, it's not hard, not far to reach A F American girls knock me out, ya know Fast cars, cold beer, and rock-n-roll America is the only home G I know, I know, I know, I know C G Let's go let's go let's go let's go 500 miles to Mexico Let's go let's go let's go let's go 200 miles to Tokyo F G F G Let's go let's go let's go let's go C Drive, drive, drive the night away D Straight on through to the break of day C Drive, drive, drive the night away D C D D C D Well, it's in your blood, it's in your blood Touring, touring, is never boring... C A F G Touring touring, all around the world (3x)