Rocket To Russia CRETIN HOP ---------- [ EAE D (4x) ] A E There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' A E You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins. B E B E Cretin! Cretin! I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop. Cretin! Cretin! [ EAE D (2x) ] NC EAE D 1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more NC EAE D EAE D 4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven. There's no stoppin'... I'm gonna go... [ EAE D (2x) ] 1-2-3-4... [ EAE D (2x) E ] ROCKAWAY BEACH -------------- 1-2-3-4 [ D ] A Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum The sun is out and I want some. D It's not hard, not far to reach E We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach. Up on the roof, out on the street Down in the playground the hot concrete Busride is too slow They blast out the disco on the radio A Rock Rock Rockaway Beach D Rock Rock Rockaway Beach A Rock Rock Rockaway Beach E We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach (2x) [ GD FC (2x) ] F# It's not hard, not far to reach A We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach. F# It's not hard, not far to reach D E We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach. Chewing out a rhythm... Up on the roof... Rock Rock Rockaway Beach... (1x) [ GD FC (2x) D A ] Rock Rock Rockaway Beach... (2x) [ D A ] HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW ------------------------- D F# Oh oh oh, oh oh oh I love you D F# Oh oh oh, oh oh oh I love you E D I do, I do (2x) D E F# But I told her why we just can't make it D E F# I want you still but just can't take it D E F# The time has come we oughta break it E D Someone had to pay the price Oh oh oh, oh oh oh it's over Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh over It's true, it's true (2x) And I think of times we were together As time went on it seemed forever But times have changed now things are better Someone had to pay the price [ Solo: D F# (2x) E D ] And I think of times we were together As time went on it seemed forever But times have changed now things are better [ D E F# (2x) ] Someone had to pay the price. LOCKET LOVE ----------- [ E A D E (2x) ] D Lovely lovely locket love E You could use a little of D Hang a chain around you E You're hangin' too A D Hang on a little bit longer A D Hang on you're a goner [ E A D E (2x) ] Lovely lovely locket love Cause a picture never does Try to expose you For what you put me through Hang on... [ E A D E (2x) ] D Never never can tell A How hard you fell B Lovely lovely locket 'cause E The best poison of [ E A D E (2x) ] Lovely lovely locket love You got a pocket of Lovely little tricks you do Now I'm hangin' too Hang on... [ E A D E (2x) ] Never never can tell... [ E A D E (2x) ] Lovely lovely locket love Tou could use a little of Hang a chain around you You're hangin' too Hang on... [ E A D E (4x) ] I DON'T CARE ------------ [ AAGA GAGF G (2x) ] A F G I don't care (he don't care) A F G I don't care (he don't care) A F G I don't care about this world A F G I don't care about that girl A F G I don't care (he don't care) [ AAGA GAGF G (2x) ] I don't care... [ AAGA GAGF G (2x) ] A I don't care I don't care G I don't care I don't care F I don't care I don't care [ AAGA GAGF G (2x) ] I don't care (he don't care) I don't care (he don't care) I don't care about these words I don't care about that girl I don't care [ AAGA GAGF G (1x) AAGA ] SHEENA IS A PUNK ROCKER ----------------------- [ B->C (4x) ] C Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go They're ready to go now G They've got their surfboards C And they're going to the discotheque a go go A F But she just couldn't stay A F She had to break away C G Well New York City really has it all Oh yeah, oh yeah. C F G Sheena is a punk rocker C F G Sheena is a punk rocker C F G C F G Sheena is a punk rocker now. C F G Sheena is a punk rocker C F G Sheena is a punk rocker C F G C Sheena is a punk rocker now. F She's a punk punk, a punk rocker C Punk punk, a punk rocker G Punk punk, a punk rocker Bb Punk punk, a punk rocker [ B->C (4x) ] Well the kids... Sheena is a punk rocker... [ B->C (4x) ] C F G Sheena is a punk rocker C F G Sheena is a punk rocker C F G C F G Sheena is a punk rocker now. (repeat & fade out) WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY -------------------- [ AE B (4x) F# AB E GA (2x) ] E G We're a happy family E A We're a happy family E G We're a happy family D Me mom and daddy. (2x) Sitting here in Queens Eating refried beans We're in all the magazines Gulpin' down thorazines. We ain't got no friends Our troubles never end No Christmas cards to send Daddy likes men. [ AE B (4x) F# AB E GA (2x) ] Daddy's telling lies Baby's eating flies Mommy's on pills Baby's got the chills. I'm friends with the President I'm friends with the Pope We're all making a fortune Selling Daddy's dope. Sitting here in Queens... We ain't got no friends... [ AE B (4x) F# AB E GA (2x) ] We're a happy family... (repeat & fade out) TEENAGE LOBOTOMY ---------------- NC E F# B E F# B Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy! (3rd with bass only) [ E DA (4x) AGD (2x) ] A DDT did a job on me E Now I am a real sickie A Guess I'll have to break the news E That I got no mind to lose. A All the girls are in love with me E F# I'm a teenage lobotomy. [ B EF#B ] [ E DA (4x) AGD (2x) ] Slugs and snails are after me DDT keeps me happy Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em That I got no cerebellum. Gonna get my Ph.D. I'm a teenage lobotomy. [ B EF#B ] [ E DA (4x) AGD (2x) ] Lobotomy... [ E DA (4x) AGD (2x) ] DDT did a job on me... [ B EF#B ] [ E DA (4x) AGD (2x) ] DO YOU WANNA DANCE? ------------------- A D Do you wanna dance and hold my hand? A D Tell me baby I'm your lover man A E A Oh baby, do you wanna dance? Well do you wanna dance under the moonlight? Squeeze me baby all through the night Oh baby, do you wanna dance? A D Do you do you do you do you wanna dance A D Do you do you do you do you wanna dance A E A E Do you do you do you do you wanna dance Do you wanna dance under the moonlight... (2x) Do you do you... Do you do you... (no final E) (2x) Do you do you... [ A ] I WANNA BE WELL --------------- [ A ] D G A D Yeah, I wanna be well G A D I wanna be well G A I wanna be I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want (2x) G# my G A D LSD, golly gee, G A D DDT, wowee! G A Daddy's broke D Holy smoke G A My future's bleak C Ain't it neat? Yeah, I wanna be well... (2x) my LSD... Yeah, I wanna be well I wanna be well (4x) I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING ------------------------- 1-2-3-4 [ C F C G (2x) ] G You better know what you want F You know how little I got G C G I can't give you anything. G C G I can't give you anything. G C G I can't give you anything. [ C F C G (2x) ] You better know... [ C F C G (2x) ] F C G You think I'm real cute F C G But who's gonna bring home the loot? F C G Make up your mind about F C G Hope you don't doubt, that G C F C I can't give you anything. G C F C I can't give you anything. G C F C I can't give you anything. [ C F C G (2x) ] You better know... [ C F C G (2x) ] You think I'm... G C F C I can't give you anything. (repeat & fade out) RAMONA ------ [ C FC (2x) ] C Hey Johnny, hey Dee Dee F G Little Tom and Joey C You know we're goin' over F G Sweet sweet little Ramona F You're getting better and better C It's getting easier than ever F Hey you kids in the crowd G You know you like it when the music's loud. Sweet sweet little Ramona she always wants to come over Sweet sweet little Ramona I think I'll try and phone her I let her in if you're wondering why Cause she's a spy for the BBI I let her in and I started to cry And then I knew I wanted to die Bb F Oooh, little Ramona. (3x) Bb C FC FC Oooh Sweet sweet little Ramona... Oooh, little Ramona... SURFIN' BIRD ------------ NC Well everybody's heard about the bird A Bird bird bird bird is a word (8x) E Don't you know about the bird D Well everybody knows that the bird is a word Bird bird bird... A Bird bird bird bird is a word Well everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird... Bird bird bird bird is a word NC Surfin' bird! Papa-papa-papa... NC Papa-ooma-mow-mow A Papa-ooma-mow-mow (24x) Don't you know... Papa-ooma-mow-mow (repeat & fade out) WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS WAY? -------------------------- B C# F# uu uu u (2x) B C# F# Hey hey hey B C# F# Why is it always this way? (2x) B C# F# Last time I saw her alive B C# F# She was wavin', wavin' bye bye B C# F# She was contemplating suicide B C# F# Now she's lying in a bottle of formaldehyde. E And oh, I just don't know F# B A Why I can't let her go E C# B A B A B C# Oh I just don't know. Hey hey hey Why is it always this way? (2x) Last time I saw her alive She was going to the wash and dry She was outside hitchin' a ride Now she's lying In a bottle of formaldehyde. And oh, I just don't know... Hey hey hey... (repeat & fade out)