Night Before Christmas Parody by Andy Rader

Twas the night before christmas,
and all through the house.
everything felt shitty,
even the mouse.

With mom at the whore house,
and dad smoking grass.
i just settled down fir a nice
piece of ass.

When outside on the lawn,
arose such a clatter.
i sprung from my bed to see
whats the matter.
Then out on the lwan,
i saw a big dick.
and i knew in an instant
it must be st. nick.
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell.
and i knew in an instant,
that the fat fucker had fell.

He filled up our stalkings
with pretzels and beer.
and a big rubber dick,
for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney
with a thundering fart.
the son of a bitch blew,
the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed,
as he rode out of sight.
merry christmas all,
and have a hell of a night.



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