I know a story I should tell
About a man swallowed up in wealth
He picked and choosed for the right one
To take his troubles so he would have none
And everyone thought it was cool
So they bought all the stuff looking for the tool
To get them in so they could win
A life of wealth and a life of sin
But they did not their was a test
So he could see who was the best
Willy Wonka is really the one
To choose the best one to get the job done
Do you get freaked out at times
From ancient curses and quiet mymes
They show nothing that I would like
A change in heart or a break in life
Willy Wonkas coming for you
Do you have your curled up shoes
I know you know the penalty
For breaking the rules as dumb as they be
Now you suffer the lasting price
Of eternal stay in the chocolate life
You may think that this is right
I beg your pardon you'll stay till you die
What is it that your looking for
You think it's good just because your poor
Willy Wonka said it was well
He gave it too you cause he thought it was hell
And you thought that statement was true
I guess you'll see it's not very soon
The pressence builds and the heat rises
This factory is full of surprises
Little doors and little rooms
Stuffed with things like chocolate shrooms
And you were all blind before
Now your stuck on this secret shore
Oompa doompa doompity dee
If you were wise you'd listen to me
Oompa doompa doompity dum
Now your in a world of fun