Hot For A Teacher
                                            Compuesta por Alex Van Halen/Eddie Van Halen           
                                                   Michael Anthony/Dave Lee Roth
                                                 Del disco 1984
spoken:  
"Oh wow, man !"  
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"  
"My butt, man !"  
T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?  
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.  
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,  
teacher needs to see me after school.  
Chorus:  
I think of all the education that I missed.  
But then my homework was never quite like this.  
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,  
I'm hot for teacher.  
I got it bad, so bad,  
I'm hot for teacher.  
spoken:  
"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"  
"I brought my pencil"  
"Gimme something to write on, man"  
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.  
I know about this school.  
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?  
How did you know that golden rule ?  
chorus  
(guitar solo)  
"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"  
"I don't feel tardy"  
"Class dismissed"