i'm an american, so i don't know if my americabashing makes me a hypocrite or gives me the right to. but actually i've always found us americans to be funny people. it's like, look how animals mate. they have this species of mouse that eats for like 2 weeks straight, and when it reaches sexual maturity it runs from female mouse to female mouse, procreating for about 3 days straight, nonstop. why only 3 days? because after that it either has a heartattack or dies of starvation. *LOL* yeah.

moose and other animals with antlers just beat each other in the skull 'til the other dies and they get the girl. much similar to the caveman method, only instead of beating our opponents we beat the woman and did the nasty in front of most people.

which brings us to modern man. i only know americans most so i can't say for all races, but here's how it all works. americans, we have freakdancing, daterape pills, computer sex (and just how do you know who you're talking to then?), all to get laid. well, i for one don't care about getting laid, and why do you, if you do? the most common answer to this is "i need it", which is funny. at least other animals of other races know what's going on, and just get used to it. people can't even do that. heh heh. ain't we grand?