Bill sat in a local bar, bragging about his athletic prowess. None of the regulars challenged him, but a visitor piped up, "I'll bet you 50 dollars that I can push something in a wheelbarrow for one block and you can't wheel it back."

Bill looked the skinny stranger over and decided it wasn't much of a challenge. "I'll take you on," he said.

The two men and a number of regulars borrowed a wheelbarrow and took it to the corner, "Now, let's see what you're made of," Bill taunted.

"Okay," said his challenger. "Get in."

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Bart Simpson bar call-ups.

Mike Hunt---------------(My Cunt)

I.P. Freely-------------(I pee freely)

Mike Rotch--------------(My Crotch)

Amanda Hugenkiss--------(A man to hug and kiss)

Ivana Tinkle------------(I wanna tinkle)

Al Coholic--------------(Alcoholic)

Jacques Strap-----------(Jock Strap)

Hugh Jass---------------(huge ass)

Oliver Klosoff----------(All of her clothes off)

Ivan Jacinov------------(I've been jacking off)

Mike Hock---------------(My Cock)

Seymour Butts-----------(See More Butts)

Homer Sexual------------(Homosexual)

Bea O'Problem-----------(B.O. (Body Odor) Problem)

Jack Huffmaster---------(jack-off master)

Ben Dover---------------(Bend Dover)

Eileen Dover------------(I leaned over)

R. Sole-----------------(Arse-hole)

Wayne Kerr--------------(Wanker)

Dick Head---------------(Dick Head)

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A man walks into a bar for a drink. After some time he notices that there are all men at this particular bar, and with some thought and observation he realizes it must be a gay bar. He quickly finishes his drink and gets ready to leave, but first he heads for the men’s room to take a piss. Upon entering the men’s room to his great surprise he sees three men engaged in triple butt fuck. The three men are lined up in a row with the guy in the middle getting it in the ass while he is ramming the man in front of him. The man can't believe his eyes and he quickly leaves the restroom and explains to the bartender, "Hey! Three guys are lined up in a row butt fucking each other in the men’s room!"

The bartender asks, "Was the guy in the middle wearing a blue hat?" "Yeah he was." said the man.

The bartender says, "Yeah...that guy's lucky at cards too."

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A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers...like a telephone ...on his hand and talking into his hand. The bar tender walks over and tells him that this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here. The guy says, "You don't understand; I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular." The bar tender says, "Prove it." The guy dials up a number and 'hands' his hand to the bar tender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation. "That's incredible", says the bartender ..."I would never believe it!" "Yeah", said the guy, "I'm really very hi-tech. I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it! By the way, where is the men's room?" The bar tender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in and doesn't come out for the longest time. Fearing the worst given the tough neighborhood, the bar tender goes into the men's room. There is the guy... he is spread-eagle on the wall...his pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt. "Oh my god", said the bar tender, "Did they rob you? How much did they get?" The guy turns and says: "No, no,... I'm just waiting for a fax!"