Jesus and God were playing golf, when Jesus scored a 3. God looks around, and knocks his ball into the woods, where it gets lodged into a squirrels head. The squirrel's falling, when it's caught by an eagle. The eagle flies off, over the golf course, when a bolt of lightening strikes the eagle dead.

The golf ball, however, falls out of the squirrels head, and lands right in the cup.

Jesus marks the '1' in his note-book, turns to God and says :

"Are you gonna fuck around all day, or are you gonna play golf?"