A couple on their honeymoon rent a cabin far up in the woods. The owner drops them off, and says he's going farther up to check on some other folks.

 About two hours later as he returns he sees the groom, fishing in the stream.

He stops and says it's really none of my business, but shouldn’t you be in the cabin with your bride?

I'd like to but she has gonorrhea.

Gee that's terrible, but there's always oral sex.

No, she also has gonorrhea.

Well how about anal sex?

She also has diarrhea.

My God man, why did you marry this messed up woman?

Well, she's got worms too, and I love to fish.