It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints by some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.
The management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following coded list, it is imperative that all employees understand and memorize the code phrase, so the proper exchange of ideas and information continue.
| NEW PHRASE | OLD PHRASE |
| I'M NOT CERTAIN THAT'S FEASIBLE | NO FUCKING WAY! |
| REALLY? | YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME |
| PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CHECK WITH... | TELL SOMEONE THAT GIVES A FUCK |
| OF COURSE I'M CONCERNED | ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK |
| I WASN'T INVOLVED WITH THAT PROJECT | IT'S NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM |
| INTERSTING BEHAVIOR | WHAT THE FUCK? |
| I'M NOT SURE I CAN IMPLEMENT THIS | FUCK IT, IT WON'T WORK |
| I'LL TRY TO SCHEDULE THAT | WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY TELL ME THIS SOONER |
| PERHAPS I CAN WOR LATE | WHEN THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO DO THIS |
| ARE YOU SURE IT IS A PROBLEM | WHO THE FUCK CARES |
| HE'S NOT FAMILIAR WITH THIS PROBLEM | HES GOT HIS HEAD UP HIS ASS |
| YOU DON'T SAY | EAT SHIT |
| EXCUSE ME? | EAT SHIT AND DIE |
| EXCUSE ME SIR? | EAT SHIT AND DIE, MOTHERFUCKER! |
| THEY WEREN'T HAPPY WITH IT | WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT FROM ME? |
| SO YOU'D LIKE MY HELP WITH IT | KISS MY ASS |
| I LOVE A CHALLANGE | THIS JOB SUCKS |
| YOU WANT ME TO TAKE CARE OF THIS | WHO THE HELL DIED AND MADE YOU BOSS? |
| I SEE | BLOW ME |