21 Types of People You might meet in the Men's Room

1. EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4. TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching flushes urinal comes back later.

5. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

6. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, look around and usually piss on floor.

7. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

9. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10. CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

11. SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.

12. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.

13. DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14. TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

15. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

16. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

17. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18. DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.

19. DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20. CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.

21. RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.