Shirley wrote: When my son was in 1st grade, I picked him up from school and was driving to the store to pick up something for supper. I could tell he was in a bad mood as he was mumbling about something. Pretty soon I heard him say "the next time I'll just hit him in the nuts."

Knowing he had picked this up at school, I asked him if he knew where the nuts were.

He replied "no", so I asked him how he planned to hit him in the nuts if he didn't know where they were. He's reply was "I'll just keep hitting him all over until I hear a crack. Then I'll know I got a nut."