PERFORMANCE RATING REVIEW

DATE

NAME ____________________________ JOB___________________ LAST REVIEW___________

 DEPT______________________ SUPERVISOR_________________ HIRE DATE______________

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                          ____Does shitty work and constantly fucks up

                         ____ Doesn't give a shit if output is right or wrong

ACCURACY   ____Pretty good, only an occasional screw-up

                         ____Does good work if not pre-occupied with sex

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                        ____Doesn't do a fucking thing all day long

                        ____Works only if kicked in the ass very often

RATE OF        ____Does a lot of work at review time

WORK            ____Goes like a son-of-a-bitch Fastest fucker in the state

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                        ____Completely incompetent jerk

                        ____Needs frequent threats and ass-chewings

                        ____Conscientious only if sex urge is satisfied

DEPEND-       ____Usually dependable at salary review time

ABILITY         ____Really a reliable cock-sucker

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                        ____Stupid bastard; doesn't know shit from Shinola

                        ____Knows just enough to be dangerous

                        ____Adequate brain power, but doesn't use it

KNOWLEDGE ____Knows most phases of the job

                             ____Son-of-a-bitch knows his shit

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                             ____Piss-poor attitude thinks he is being shit on

                             ____ Often pisses off co-workers; a loner

COOPERAT-       ____Cooperative only if ass is kissed frequently

ION                      ____Brown noser (in good standing)

                             ____Cooperative (if not overlooked at review time)

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                             ____Sloppy, dirty filthy bastard Pisses in ashtrays and shits in corners

ORDER-               ____Neat and orderly

LINESS                ____Extremely orderly

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HANDLING         ____Constantly pisses off the troops

& DEVELOP-       ____Frequently gets the finger

ING OF                ____Occasionally gets told to get fucked

PEOPLE               ____Only the janitor obeys him

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