Two sorority sisters ran into each other several years after graduation.

The first one said: "For my first wedding anniversary my husband gave me a 2 carat diamond ring." The Second replied: "That's nice, that's very, very nice."

The first one said, "After my second wedding anniversary my husband gave me a brand new Eldorado Cadillac, fully loaded." The second one said: "That's nice, that's very, very nice."

The first one said, "After my third wedding anniversary my husband gave me a full length, sable coat." The second one said: "That's nice, that's very, very nice."

The first one asked, "Well, what did your husband give you for your wedding anniversary?" The second one replied, "He sent me to Charm School where they taught me to say, "That's nice, that's very, very nice instead of 'Fuck you bitch!'"