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| Hi There! My Name is Col. Snapdragon. You may be wondering " why all the fuss about Yeti's?" Well I'll tell ya'.... Yeti's have been weaving a tangleg mess of lies since day one! Once on holiday in Camp Cucamunga I was rationing some rabit turds for din-din when along popped a horrid entity!!!! He snaped my bodacious nugget treats right from my dainty little mitts and had his way with my ol' lady with his weather torn cock. Upon realizing what the terrible beast was my wife was already 8 months pregnant. Since the day my Yeti child showed his abnormaly snow monkey-like face i've been torn up inside like a peacock giveing me a colonic with a tooth brush and rusty ice pic! |
| YETI FACT: |
| Any thing a Yeti can eat, YOU can fit in your urethra A Yeti's moss eroded pubic hair has more uses than hemp....you hippie kook. At night thousands of homeless Yeti's think that your Grandmothers brain is dumb. NEVER give a Yeti any amount of currency, they would use it to buy capes and head bands. Then how would we distinguish between man and Un-man. |
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| This IS a Yeti |
| This is NOT a Yeti |
| YETI F.A.Q.'S |
| Q: How can you tell a male Yeti's age? A: By the amount of moss growing on the north side of his weather torn cock Q: Does the Yeti have any sexual fetishes? A: Just one, Gently unrinating on a Doberman Pincer Q: If a Yeti had Alligators for arms and a lion with a shark for a paw as a tale would he own my ass? A: BOO-FUCKIN'-YA Q: Was you wife a hottie? A: She had a vagina that would make the Kaiser himself run for his panty drawer exclaiming "BOOB COCK!" while holding the hand of his dolly name TiTo O'Reiley. |
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| I dont hate "Glorgos The King of Alternative Lifestyles" because he's gay, I hate him because he's a fucking Yeti. |