Funniest things ever said/typed

The lines of someone trying to insult me ( i think)

qoholette : so alkaline anyway ur from?
qoholette : u can guess me where i came from
qoholette says, if i have dont sense you why would talk to me?
qoholette says, alkaline i don het talk when you makeing a gay nice. studip fucj
qoholette says, the beech and the big rock had an oshen big dick and lookd like alkaline face
Here's a very parculiar PM i once received.

mt0225cn says, You photo is very bed~~!!
coolmedia1 says, Huh?
mt0225cn says, r u intrestd in ex chat
<Long period of silence>
mt0225cn says, I don't you speek

Random Stupidity

mustafasse: DEAR UN KNON FRIED HOW HOW ARE YOU

lil_gurl_from_az says, what is that bag of poo doing flying over your head? Flying toilet bowls are scareey yes!

tab1620022002 says, ANY BOYS WANNE CHART WTH ME IAM A FEMALE

texasangel20042001 says, i whant meat guys17 18 19

smoove109 says, i once slaped my dong onto a car windshild and broke MY PUNIS HOLLA

bad16boy2000 says, my dog is gril had she ask like fuck male dog and humps my leg strange

sk8ting_is_not_a_crime01 says, U LOT R SO GAY IF ONLY U COULD TLK ABOUT SUMTHINK DECENT

crazy_ass_bastard_666 says, hey suk mai you are sexy as fuck

poke_her_in_the_pooper says, DUN MAEK ME STIX MY COCH N UR MOUWF

os310chick says, oh yea i like to get 6 year olds up the ass with a broomstick

arunangshu_mlg says, IF ANY BABE WANT PREGNANCY THEN I AM THERE FOR U

sexy_prince2001 says, i know every angle in sex.if you want to sex with me i will come to kolkota

ruvn8nt4u says, I bet I figure the ink out on my own and I will come back and show you guys that this baby has an anus and it is a colorful one

uys_gals242 says, helo your having a nice gentle man.

reza_peymani: I have bad sexy with you

reza_peymani: I am sure u have nice sex

two_crazy_for_u2001 says, IF YOU LIKE BOY BANDS IN HER YOU HAVE SERIOUSES PROBLEM AND NEED TO BOOK SUM HELP FAST AND IF YOUR WONDERNIG WHY IM IN HERE WHICH ONE OF YOU STUPID IDIOTS WOULD HAVE ASKED ILL ANSWER IT ITS B.C I LOVE MAKING FUN OF YOUR SAD ASSES THIS IS ONLY IF YOU LIKE BOY

m_30_mumbai says, any sweet lady need a cumfacial !!can pm me now !!!

agakhan_khan says, hi khan here any chat me plz

smoove109 says, the work is legs ( spread the word )

gaja_mah2001: dare to chat you

lil_yella_thickchick says, i love big dick in my muthgreentea3k: hey there, u pants is wet, take it off

deeznutzz_inyomouth says, iv bin mackin these hoes sence the 8o's it dont take much to brake hoes

emaculant_clean says, black male from cali looking for black queen to chat like a playa HOLLA

sevenstar_kactas says, I CLIT A BUTTON AND I WANT TO KNOW IS EGIS US A OZZIE ROOM, I DONT CARE,BUT ANSWER

fire_star_76 says, i dont het that i mean whenever i type i try to make it as interesting as possible sometimes i even use those

big cute smileys to make the sentence was more interesting i mean i dont get why she would do that ha ha

snake_fox101 says, ii think the best part of u ran down ur mamas leg!!kiddoe

kia_davenport38 says, I AM HORNY AND R FINGURING MY SELF AND IF DONT DEE A DICK I WONT HAVE AN ORANAZIM

kimberley_bird2000 says, who wants an ass 4 r pet hell i wouldnt even give u r carrot to handle hehehe

Insults and Come ON's

Someone trying to insult mike by his SN(Dead_and_Bloated)

wrdgirl1809 says, NOW THAT'S GOOD WONE AT LEAST I'M ALIVE(N' WRD )UNLIKE DEAD!

A couple of people trying to insult jackie by her name....(Rabies_not_babies)
chellie_hottie says, rabiez u kno wut we fuckin sayin u dont hafta fuckin proper

coolguy_potter says, babies with rabies has got a big fuck in her

prp_balla says, RABIES SHUT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people coming on to jackie
naved_pk2002 says, ya rabi where u do u know i my heart

lucy_in_the_sky999 says, raabies I want your abortion

Famous Retards

Miss Mega MOUTH'S 5 sentences of fame (emphasis on "mouth")
miss_megamouth_debi says, aye ano u tell her swe3ttart lol
miss_megamouth_debi says, if ur tokin bout me n emma am soz but am goni have 2 toe u
miss_megamouth_debi says, LMAO SHUTIT YA COW A STUCK UP FOR U EARLIER SWE3TTHART N U CALL ME DUMB :@
miss_megamouth_debi says, kia ya wee slut pokin urself lol
miss_megamouth_debi says, how could you say well i dont think swe3ttart i sbothered if u were tokin 2 her or no?
miss_megamouth_debi says, wit u aw about lmao

And finally, perhaps the most famous chat retard ever to come our way... ISSAC's PRINCESS (we miss you girl)
issacs_princess says, I ANAL SEX IS CYPER SEX WITCH MEANS U HAVE SEX IN OUTSPACE
issacs_princess says, YES U R A DOOGE BAG OF A ASSHOLE
issacs_princess says, WELL GET SOME ANUAL LOVING WITH SOME MOTHER FUCKING
issacs_princess says, HOLYDICK SHIT U MEAN UR THE DICKSHIT
issacs_princess says, HEY CIRCLE ANRT U THAT POOFDA
issacs_princess says, ur penis hole is so because ur girlfriend tit that r called block busters