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NICKY
was the headmaster's pet!
"My headmaster was a football manager as well so he
absolutely loved me! I remember when Georgina and I first started
going out we were caught snogging at the school gates. Anyway,
the next day she was hauled in front of him and I wasn't!"
BRYAN
was punished for his loud farts!
"When I was at school I got lines for dropping a big
squelchy, loud fart. My teacher, who was a priest, made me write
'I must not fart in class' 100 times. I left that school shortly
afterwards."
SHANE
played with girls' toys!
"I used to have a toy cat called Kitty. It wasn't a pink cat
but it wasn't a black cat either if you know what I mean. It was
something a girl would definitely have had. I'd hide him under
the bed when my friends came round."
BRYAN
pees in public!
"I'll always be doing it just when loads of people are
walking past and my pee's trickling down the lane. They have to
jump over it to avoid stepping in it."
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