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                    Show this set-up of the periodic chart and play the music of the
                    HALLELUJAH CHORUS  by The Mormon Tabernacle Choir with the
                    Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra lead by Eugene Ormandy.
                            Superposition the new lyrics given as follows:
                                            ATOM PLUTONIUM CHORUS
                                                    lyrics by A. Plutonium
                                            using the same music by G.F. Handel
 
                    ATOMPLUTONIUM, ATOMPLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM,
                    ATOM PLUTONIUM
                    ATOMPLUTONIUM, ATOMPLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM,
                    ATOM PLUTONIUM
                    FOR THE ATOM HAS INFINITE POTENTIAL
                    PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, FOR THE
                    ATOM HAS INFINITE POSSIBILITIES
                    PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, FOR THE
                    ATOM HAS
                    INFINITE POTENTIAL
                    FOR THE ATOM HAS INFINITE POSSIBILITIES.
 
                    A DOT OF THE ELECTRON PROBABILITY DENSITY DISTRIBUTION OF
                    THE 5F6 FOR THE LAST ELECTRON OF 231PU IS THE PLANET
                    EARTH, ANOTHER DOT IS YOU, ANOTHER DOT ME. AND ATOMS
                    WILL NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER, AND ATOMS WILL
                    NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER, AND ATOMS WILL
                    NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER,
                    AND ATOMS WILL NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER.
 
                    ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM,
                    AND ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER, PLUTONIUM,
                    PLUTONIUM, ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER,
                    PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, AND ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND
                    EVER,
                    PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER,
                    PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, AND ATOM OF ATOMS, ATOM OF
                    ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER, AND ATOMS WILL
                    NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER. ATOM OF ATOMS AND
                    ATOM OF ATOMS, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, AND ATOM OF
                    ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER, AND ATOMS WILL
                    NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER. ATOM OF ATOMS AND
                    ATOM OF ATOMS, ATOM OF ATOMS, AND ATOMS WILL
                    NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER. PLUTONIUM,
                    PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM.
                    ATOMPLUTONIUM!
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