Hmmm... how many people have been by since 07:00 EDT?
Actually, I lied. It's actually been
since July 30, 1997 at 13:40 EDT
All you NEVER needed to know about Kuru, and were afraid to ask, mainly because Brent scares you!
Like, he REALLY scares you.
He nearly made you wet yourself, didn't he?
There, there, it's okay, I won't hurt you.
Unless, of course, you want me to.
But that's another story.
Coming soon! Like, within the week (read: month)!
While you're waiting, visit these special links.
Recent Kuru Concert Report
More anecdotes!
Why I support the Satanic Network, even though Kuru isn't a Satanic band and I'm not, strictly speaking, a Satanist!
Pictures of the band in ACTION!
Nik claims misrepresentation!
Can you wait?
Well, you'll have to.
Secret Kuru bios!
How I met Brent
How I met Jay
How I met Topon
Q: What do Guinness and Kuru have in common?
A: Pure Genius.
Brent's Lyrical Genius
Jay's Musical Genius
Cav, the artistic Genius behind Kuru album covers
Before Kuru, there was a band called Nazi Occupied that was pretty stylin' but had to evolve a little -- this rare, one-of-a-kind bootleg tape was made at a basement jam session!
Fetus Eater is a cherished part of my personal music collection that will endure for years.
Fetus Eater -- A Rare Nazi Occupied Bootleg Tape
My Crazy Kuru Experience Anecdotes
read about them wacky kuru kidz straight from the horse's mouth!
Read about how the Censors were foiled by Kuru side project Assmodeus' performance at a high school concert!
Betcha Brent doesn't scare you half as much anymore! Now you can go check out the original, infrequently updated page Brent made himself and FEED, yes, FEED on pure, unadulterated KURU!
The Official Kuru Webpage
No, I don't spend all my waking hours (or sleeping hours) fawning over Kuru and stroking my Kuru tapes and album covers, sweet caresses fondling their contours as I drift into ecstasy.
I also do this with some other bands.
Other bands I really love
Sometimes (in other words, whenever I'm not at work, school, asleep or fawning), I actually pick up my OWN guitar and play whatever I feel like. Why? Because I own a
Big, Black, Beautiful
B.C. Rich Ironbird
so eat your heart out as you hear me rave about it.My Guitar
By now, you are scared, or you pity my parents, or my friends, or doubt that I have any friends, except this sock puppet...
I mean...
WHAT sock puppet?
So let me put your fears, etc. to rest, and bury them with a shovel, by telling you more about myself.
About Me
Send me some mail to tell me how much you love/hate/fantasize about this page!
E-mail usually welcome!
