Jay's always asking for certain people to "hook him up" with a girlfriend. However, he does not need any help, because he is such a natural stud. Here are some examples:
Incident I:
Recently, at a local bus station, two young adolescent females approached Jay, asked him (with an obvious amount of awe), "Are you Jason Dea?" and then started to giggle giddily and whisper to each other. Then they tried to chat him up, or as we North Americans are wont to say, they tried flirting with him. Of course, Jay's been hanging around Brent too long, so he thought the proper response to this was to run away.
Incident II:
Jay and Brent cohost Topon's CHUO radio show, Force Fed, at midnight on Saturdays. Jay answers the phone, and Brent plays with albums. This is what they call co-hosting.
Anyways, Jay keeps getting calls from women who ALSO try to flirt with him, but one stood out in particular on this special night. She tried to pick him up, then started trying to initiate over-the-phone ...uh... relations with him. Jay, of course, having been on the phone for eight minutes, still unable to realize his natural studliness was just reeling them in, decided he was getting tired and ended the conversation without getting her name, number, measurements, etc.
This is why we must help Jay!
If you can think of any way we can help Jay get a girlfriend, or if you are a girl who thinks Jay might be the intelligent, sensitive, funny, musical, etc. man for you, then mail me and I'll pass along the advice to Jay.
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