Place of Birth: Ingwavuma, South Africa

Favorite Quote: "Early bird gets the worm. Second mouse gets the cheese"

Favorite TV Station: The Weather Channel

Favorite Snack: Klondike Ice Cream Bars

Least Favorite Sport: Synchronized Swimming

Opinion of Humanity in General: 9.7

Purpose in Evangerine: Doubles as a spokesmodel for various food service conglomerates.

How he joined Evangerine: It was a cold Virginia evening, on a dirt road, that Slappy heard the voice that said "If you build it, they will come..." One year later, he was still trying to find out what that really meant. But in the meantime, he relocated to the city of his childhood and gathered his most trusted friend, Julio, to form EVANGERINE. And the rest is, as they say, history. Late at night, however, whether he's on the streets or in the shower, he still wonders about that voice...

Notable Facts: Genetic experimentation in his early childhood has resulted in webbed toes. The only band member who has nearly been eaten by a snake.