THE PAGE WITH A PINEAPPLE THE PAGE WITH A PINEAPPLE
Bar 1
Xris: deleted a couple old links :(
Aly: aly's a jerk, misc stuff
Bar 2 Xris is back, and ready for action! I'm wireless now (yay! no dial up!), so I'm on faster, longer, harder... whoops. I mean, more often. But I think TPWAP needs a fresh look. I know Aly's hiding out there somewhere (She's been spotted on MySpace and Vox), but I also know she's been having computer problems. Since the internet is on computers now, she may have a hard time stopping by too often. But we will root for her, and know she will triumph, and we will have our Pineapple Webmistresses back once more!
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This is our even newer bar. Aly only has another year to wait before she can come in, but I'll be sitting on the sidewalk outside all alone for another two years. :( That's 'cos Xris is little. Little, little, little. But don't feel too bad Xris, I'm sure that some of our visitors will be underage for just as long, so you won't be totally alone. Well, that's good. I hate being alone. The more the merrier, I always say. I know. And actually, I wish you'd stop always saying that, it's getting on my nerves. Can't you say something else? How about, it takes one to know one? That's slightly better, I can live with that. But did you know that it takes two to tango? Yes, I believe I did know that. Did you know that most people who have spontaneously combusted did so while wearing slippers? I can honestly say that I did not know that. But now I do! But, upon bringing that subject up, you have also brought up one of my fears. I don't want to spontaneously combust! Well, I think if you're gonna go, go with a bang. That's more like a burst of light, though. If you wanna go out with a bang, I suggest blowing up. And if you wanna go out with a band, then I suggest... well, I'm not sure what I suggest. What do I suggest, Xris? You suggest that we get off the subject of dying and on to something that we can make fun of without people being offended. Like people's haicuts. Hey! I am offended! Are you saying that you don't like my haircut??? New subject time. Wanna talk about the importance the kumquat has upon today's society? I dunno, that seems like a pretty serious topic. Well, we're pretty serious people. Are you sure? I'm serious. ..... Wait, no I'm not. Just kidding. Haha. Good joke, don't you think? I know I am laughing in the aisles (even though there are no aisles to be seen). Yeah, hysterical joke. Anyway, moving right along.... Let's talk about dust. It's icky, yet we hate to get rid of it. what's up with that? I'd love to get rid of it if I didn't have to do the work (like, if I had a maid). Anyway, all I know is that I am rapidly losing any typing skills I may have once had. Well, doesn't that suck? Yes, yes it does. Wow. Thank you. I wasn't aware of that. I feel so enlightened now. That was a big word. You're right! I can't believe I just typed that! And me not in school or anything.... Okay, where's the real Xris... and yes I know I can't type! Anyway, back to the subject, isn't this bar getting a little long? Isn't that an oxymoron? 'Little long'? No, YOU'RE the oxymoron! Hehehehe. You know, Oxymoron is a very good punk band from Germany. Wow. Not much I can say about that. Actually, I can't either. So let's stop talking about it. Sounds like a plan. Actually, sounds like a good plan. And while we're at it, why don't we stop talking altogether? (Even though we're not really talking, except for that time you corrected my spelling of altogether.... remember that?) Ah, yes. Good times, those. Boy howdy! Um, yeah. Are we done here yet? I am. Catch ya on the flip side. He he he. I never said *I* was done, so now that Aly's gone, I have the bar all to myself! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Um, okay, I really don't have anything else to say, though. So, Goodbye!
Xris' Journal (Vox link)!Nonsense of the Week archives!The thingie about Xris that Aly filled out!The thingie about Aly that Xris filled out!Xris proves that we really learn stuff in school!Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)!Bruce and Bridgette's Homepage!Another Survey Thing (From Xris)!
BTW.... Ralphie died awhile back. His head accidentally fell off when I threw him into the waste basket (he was taking up valuable shelf-space). I guess I forgot to tell y'all. Many apologies.
THE NONSENSE OF THE WEEK!!
“The athletic child cried to the fascist about the maintenance of his prescription of stationery vitamins.”
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Hey! I'm a mother!!!
Everyone, this is the newest addition to the page. I, Aly, was feeling jealous over the arrival of Reginald Harper III, so I adopted a pet of my own. Everyone, meet Rockee. He's my luv. If you notice, he's all lovey-dovey. That's 'cos he was adopted 4 days before Valentine's Day!! If you want to get your own pet rock, click on Rockee!
Last time Aly decided to update: January 24, 2003.
GeoCities... they'll give a page to anyone. :)
We would like to take a moment to lovingly dedicate this page to Ralph Larry Larry Ralph(also known as Ralphie), and his missing tail. (Did we mention he's a clay pig?)
On February 5, Ralphie lost his ear. We miss it, although he probably misses it more.
T H A N K Y O U W A S H Y ! !
Adoption Certficate
Adoption Date: February 7, 1999
Parents Name: Xris
Aly! meadow_clover@yahoo.com
Xris! kcotenti@gmail.com
Xris last updated on February 18, 2009.
