Craig campbell- profile and faq
q: who are you?
A: i am me
Q: what is the point of this site?
A: so that you dumb people can see my awesome frikkin' artwork and be benumbed by awe and amazement
Q: what does "theopolis" mean?
A: its a greek word. theo-god polis-city. "city of god"
Q: "city" of god? this is not a city. this is a website, dumbass
A: shut up. find out how to say "website" in ancient greek, and i'll change it
q: and what about "es non me es me"?
A: that one is latin. it means "if you are not me, then you are me"
q: okay. so what in the name of ra does that mean?
a: i do not answer questions pertaining to ra
Q: you are the most egotistical man i have ever met. you scare me immensely. i haven't been able to sleep scince viewing your site
A: no
Q: how would i go about contacting you?
A: get icq. my uin is 29940093
Q: really?
A: yes
q: do you give art lessons?
a: no. but if you have any questions, feel free to icq me. maybe i'll consider thinking about answering them
Q: wow
a: indeed
Q: i am a dumb little idiot who has no money. will you draw me something?
A: no. you are asking me this only to waste my time. i will only draw for money
q: is this the end of the faq?
a: yes
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