Bobby Brown (Frank Zappa)
C a
Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown, they say I'm the cutest boy in town
d G
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney, I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney
C a
Here I am at a famous school, I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
d G
I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper, Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her
F e a
Oh God I am the american dream, I do not think I'm too extreme
d G
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch, I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)
C a
Women's liberation came creeping all across the nation
d G
I tell you people, I was not ready when I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy
C a
She made a little speach then, uuh, she tried to make me say when
d G
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick
F e a
Oh God I am the american dream. But now I smell like vaseline
d G
And I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which
(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)
C a
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit, I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
d G
Got a job doing radio promo and none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
C a
Eventually me and a friend sort of drifted along into S&M
d G
I can take about an hour on the tower of power as long as I gets a little golden shower
F e a
Oh God, I am the american dream with a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
d G
And I'll do anything to get ahead, I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"
F e a
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic, thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
F G
And my name is Bobby Brown. Watch me now, I'm going down
F G
And my name is Bobby Brown. Watch me now, I'm going down