Some of My Favorite Quotes

• I've never heard an honest man use the word legit.
• Have you ever noticed how Monogomy rythms with Monotony?" - Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck)
• You mean funny ha-ha, or funny like a clown dying?
• Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Because I don't want ass prints on my new door!
• "Killing's easy. It's getting rid of the bodies that's hard."
• "...it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." -Shakespeare
• If you can't dazzle them with brillance, baffle them with bullshit.
• A book is much like a mirror: if an idiot looks in, you can't expect a genius to look out.
• Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.
• Harry Heck: "You are one dumb son of a bitch. Bringing a knife to a gunfight." (from The Punisher - 2004)
• The death of one is a tragedy
  The death of millions is just a statistic.
• "Celebrity Gossip: It hurts, it tears down, it destroys. I love it." ~Conan O'Brian
• Crazy people don't think they're getting crazy. They think they're getting saner.
• He died as recklessly as he lived.
• ""I AM GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR BALLS SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!" -Gunny Hartman (from the movie Full Metal Jacket)
• I love the name of honor, more than I fear death.
• Failure is not our only punishment for laziness there is also the success of others.
• Mere goodness can achieve little against the power of nature.
• Until the lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter.
• The only difference between me and god is that, god, never claimed to be me.
• Jules: "Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!" (from the movie Pulp Fiction)
• And when I'm lying in my bed
  I think about life
  And I think about death
  And neither one particularly appeals to me
  
• Connor Rooney: "I can look after myself."
  Frank Nitti: "No, you can't! This is the point. You're a big baby who doesn't know his thumb from his dick!" (quote taken from Road To Perdition)
  
• May you get to Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.
• Iny, miny, mino, mo. Who's the next motherfucker to go?
• My grandad died in a concentration camp......!
  He fell out a guard tower. broke his neck. (I'm not racist, it could be any type of camp, or just a prison, that's why I find this joke funny.)
• "I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister." -Gunny Hartman (from the movie Full Metal Jacket)
• And tonight it all turns black again
  So you can hide inside your fucking mind.
  And cry because you're still alive.
• "If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is: poontang." -Animal Mother (taken from the movie Full Metal Jacket)
• AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every Mother Fucker in the room, accept no substitute.
• We exist as long as we are remembered.
• "Nature who hates mans handywork..."
• Don't worry pussycats.... Just keep digging in the litter box, eventually you'll find a piece of shit.
  
• Inspiration without perspiration is a daydream; perspiration without inspiration is a nightmare.
• Those who do not create the future they want must endure the future they get.
• "I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since." -Peter Steele
• "When I get angry, I get horny." -Peter Steele (that's my type of man! sais me)
• "Whoever said that it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved before can suck my dick." - Peter Steele
• "Before we got on, we had a full cavity search, so I had to pull a rubber glove out of my ass." -Peter Steele
• .."OK. You can put the magazine away...I know what my cock looks like..." -Peter Steele (about himself being in Playgirl magazine)
• When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have...
• "You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens." -Angelina Jolie
• Quod me nutrit me destruit. (What nourishes me also destroys me.)
• Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only
  takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker up side the head.
• The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?
• "I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!" -Tantor (from the 1999 movie Tarzan)
• "Sometimes living takes more courage than dying." -Jane Yolen
• "Life is not lost by dying;
  life is lost minute by minute,
  day by dragging day,
  in all the thousand
  small uncaring ways." -Stephen Vincent Benet
• "Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away." -Peter Steele
• Fiat Veritas pereat vita. (Let there be truth and may life perish) -Friedrich Nietzsche
• Omnia Roma venalia sunt. (Hell has it's price.)
• "Tis better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven." -Milton
• "Had I not known that I was dead already. I would have mourned my loss of life." -Ota Dokan
• "I'll die as I have lived - alone." -Byron
• If I had a heart that beats, it would break my chest.
• Suicide is a tried and tested formula for release.
• "Doing stuff is overrated. Hitler did a lot of stuff, and don't we all wish he would of just stayed home and gotten stoned?" -The Tao of Steve
• Dr. Bartram: ... and the meek shall inherit the earth.
  David Green: I wonder how meek they'll be when they do, sir. (from the movie School Ties)
• My heart was put in a blender, puréed, and poured back in.
• The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
• Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
• Life is a petty excuse that we use as a means to achieve our one ultimate reward of death.
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
• No one's a virgin, life screws us all....
• The truth will always be denied by authorities!
• Anyone who has ever said cheaters never prosper, obviously never played Monopoly.
• The heart wants what the heart wants...and if the heart can't get what it wants...then what's the point of living?
• "You didnt just drink that did you? That was nitro glyercine. Dont move. Dont breathe. Dont do anything, just pray" (quote taken from Atlantis)
• You sound happy. Didn't piss in your Cherios this morning?
• love is the mist before my eye,
  makes me long for the day I die,
  easy to see, impossible to hold,
  why must this game grow so old
• Wit is educated insolence.
• "The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." - Catch-22 by Joseph L. Heller
• I'm a million different things and not one you know...
• THERE'S NO PLACE ELSE TO GO. THE THEATRE IS CLOSED. CUT WORD LINES. CUT MUSIC LINES. SMASH THE CONTROL IMAGES. SMASH THE CONTROL MACHINE. JUNKIES HAVE NO INTEREST IN SEX AND THEY HAVE NO INTEREST IN OTHER PEOPLE EXCEPT AS SUPPLIERS OF JUNK. THEY GO AROUND LOOKING YOUNGER FOR A FEW DAYS. THEN THEY NEED MORE...
• H E L I U M !!!
  direction of the rising
• Only by facing the sun, one may find a new day
• MORTAL: Do you really want to live forever? Forever - and ever?
• "Verrücktheit ist unendlich faszinierender als intelligenz, unendlich tiefgründiger. Intelligenz hat grenzen, verrücktheit nicht." (Madness is infinite times more fascinating than intelligence, infinite times more profound. intelligence has got frontiers, madness has not.)

(Can you see my corn snake Freddy in this background picture? He is such a crazy snake! I love him so much. When I took this picture of him, the way it turned out was bizarre. Besides the fact that Fred was being a pain in the ass and moving around while I took the picture...Kinda reminds me of the inside of a seashell.)


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