That was not Evan, here are possible reasons for your error . . .

• You are blind
• You think that Evan would look better as a Buddhist painting
• You only can see black and white
• You don't know Evan
• You are stoned, drunk, tripping, or bored
• The American way isn't good enough for you
• Scantily clad men or women are dancing in front of your computer
• You are a maladroit mouse user
• You aren't wearing socks
• You are scared of Evan's true appearance
• The sky is blue
• You don't know how to spell potato
• You believe that the Vladimir Zhirinovsky Fan Club is a front for a beat-nick neo-Hippie movement
• You have difficulty observing pictures
• You paid attention to the man behind the curtain
• You are traveling at ludicrous speed
• Your father is a part-machine entity that has turned to the Dark Side
• The sky is blue
• You don't like repeated list items
• The soldiers and marines sent to France under command of Major General John J. Pershing were called the American Expeditionary Force . . .
• The world, as you know it, has ended
• You think of Evan as the god you clicked on
• You like it when things blink
• You wanted to see this neat picture of Ian Anderson

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