So who the hell am I you ask? Well let me introduce myself...
My name is Christopher James Neri. I'm 21 years old. I play music and read comics. I still live with my parents to avoid having to pay rent. Plus I get access to the InterNet and I get to make my very own Geocities Free Personal Web Page. YAY! Aren't I cool? *sarcasm*
So what's to tell? Well, I'm just like you. A loser with no life. I'm unemployed but I STILL manage to be a stunner. I try not to spend TOO much time on the net cuz it tends to rot your brain and it can do some serious harm to your social life. Just take a look at these people. heh heh. I'm evil, aren't I? heh heh
There's alot of things I'm into and there's alot of things I wanna do. One of my dreams is to be an actor. A Kevin Smith movie would be a dream come true. Maybe a part in Dogma? hmmmm Another one would be to play Peter Parker in the Spider-Man movie. Cuz I mean that's who I am: Peter Parker. I also intend to go to college and do something with my life. Maybe do films or computer stuff.
Music-wise I'm into a bit of everything. Punk, alternative, jazz, funk, disco, Soundgarden, Everclear, Johnny Cash, Korn, Tom Jones, Neil Young, Prince, whatever fits the mood. I write alot of my own stuff and I play on occasion with my former bandmates Jon and Matt. Alot of my stuff is kinda heavy alternative (I hate that word but it's the best I can do to describe it). I have a few wacky ideas kicking around. One is to do a cover album with all cheese metal songs. OH and I also play all of the instruments. Guitar, bass, singing and drums. I'm currently trying to get a tape together so one of these days I can actually show people.
I imagine you'd probably expect a pic of me right about now. And who am I to keep people from seeing my visage? I owe Emily some serious favors for scanning my pic. And here it is...
And that's all I care to indulge. See you round and sign my guestbook. Dig?
your buddy, Chris
Some other facts about me...
DOB=11/28/76
brown eyes, brown hair
5'8", 175lbs
My best feature, in my opinion at least, is my eyebrows. My ass isn't bad either. *wink*
Favorite monolog= Holden's 'I love you' speech in Chasing Amy. Just ask Karen. ;-)
favorite beer= Rolling Rock
I have the Superman 'S' tattooed on my inner left forearm
I'm an incredibly goofy guy. If you met me in person I'd probably do my Michael Jackson impression or my Tony Montana/Al Pacino in Scarface impression. 'You rant to pray ruff?? HUH? Dat's vhat I do, man!' But that's usually only when I'm not feeling shy.
I'm 21 going on 78. I tell people this and they think it's funny. I don't know why.
I think Johnny Cash and Tom Jones are way cool.
some music I dig: Social Distortion, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Soundgarden, Everclear, Ramones, Korn, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Big Black, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, the Clerks soundtrack (even the Soul Asylum song is cool. Go figure), Faith No More, Moby, Butthole Surfers, Atari Teenage Riot, Ice Cube, Foo Fighters and a bunch of others I can't think of off hand.
I've recently seen a t-shirt that says 'Chicks Hate Me.' I should have bought it.
I hate hippies just cuz I'm such a dickhead.
I think Chris Tucker is funny as hell. I'm always trying to be as funny as him. Still working on the Michael Jackson voice thing.
I am very moody.
Ska music is starting to really grow on me.
Rush Limbaugh is a Nazi cow.
Howard Stern, Kevin Smith, Superman, Neil Young, and Ed Wood are people I consider heroes. Although not in the same sense as firemen or policemen.
As you can see from this site, I'm a wiz at spelling errors and typos. This is due to my lack of brain activity over the last couple years.
I love cops. It even says so on my bumper sticker.
My all-time favorite bumper sticker= 'Shut up, hippie.'
